The Moose Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

The Moose

The act of inserting both thumbs, fingernail to fingernail, into the rectum of a female sexual partner, whilst engaging in "doggy-style" vaginal intercourse. After insertion of the thumbs, the remaining fingers are to be spread like moose antlers, and used to grasp the buttocks of the female partner.

The Moose

by John Boy on Dec 24, 2003 07:40:31

The sign given to a friend in hiding while in doggie style behind
some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with
palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky" (see also BULLWINKLE)

Example:
Steve was hiding in my closet, and while I had her doggy-style I gave him a quick moose.

The Moose

by Horse Face hannas on Jul 01, 2009 00:12:06

A moose known for stalking of big tall men. She likes to go after men with big man meat, so that she can feed her appetite for cock meat. She was once seen roaming the grounds of Saratoga Race Track lost ane bewildred during the great Dooley famine of 2009.

Example:
Hey look over there it's The Moose hunting for large meat stick to bury in Her mouth.

Wow that's one crazy moose.

Moosed

by MoosetMoosoMmomOOSETHAGOOSER on Jul 28, 2019 20:38:47

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.

Example:
When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

Moose

by kawaiineko on Feb 29, 2012 08:29:50

Jared Padalecki

Example:
Me: OMG, A MOOSE!
Jared: what?

moose

by starrilynight on Aug 21, 2011 23:04:02

A large animal with antlers. See also: Jared Padalecki

Example:
What is the plural for moose?

MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen. There were many of them, many much moosen!

Moosed

by OnTheMoose on Jun 10, 2015 19:27:47

Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.

Example:
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"

Moosed

by Mooseboy2 on Jun 10, 2015 19:18:04

To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol

Example:
"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."

Moosed On

by Rex Dixon on May 07, 2019 02:21:00

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.

Example:
"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.

Moose

by Moose on Sep 24, 2003 10:33:54

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.

Example:
The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?

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