Toilet

A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.



Toilet
A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.

Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.


Toilet
A very scary place where even the bravest shit themselves.

Also, a place where you can read newspapers.
Example:
"I am the superhero name here>. I am the bravest man/thing in the world. Btw, what's this place??? Oh no!! Toilet!!! Gotta take a shit."

"Damn wife, I can't even read the newspapers in peace."


Toilet
An Earth receptacle for depositing waste, used by earthlings to "Poop"

Also used by earth children to hide important human objects like "keys" and "wallets"
Example:
It is very important to tell the earthlings your urge to use the toilet to "poop", this convinces the humans that you are also an earthling.

Dearest human friend, my sphincter is beginning to part ways, please direct me to your nearest toilet so that I may place my poop in to it.


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