Toilet
(Verb) to ride a baby gorilla while doing tik tok dances, eating mac & cheese, and fighting space aliens.
Toilet
Toilet
Example:
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
Toilet
Toilet
A very scary place where even the bravest shit themselves.
Also, a place where you can read newspapers.
Also, a place where you can read newspapers.
Example:
"I am thesuperhero name here>. I am the bravest man/thing in the world. Btw, what's this place??? Oh no!! Toilet!!! Gotta take a shit."
"Damn wife, I can't even read the newspapers in peace."
"I am the
"Damn wife, I can't even read the newspapers in peace."
Toilet
An Earth receptacle for depositing waste, used by earthlings to "Poop"
Also used by earth children to hide important human objects like "keys" and "wallets"
Also used by earth children to hide important human objects like "keys" and "wallets"
Example:
It is very important to tell the earthlings your urge to use the toilet to "poop", this convinces the humans that you are also an earthling.
Dearest human friend, my sphincter is beginning to part ways, please direct me to your nearest toilet so that I may place my poop in to it.
It is very important to tell the earthlings your urge to use the toilet to "poop", this convinces the humans that you are also an earthling.
Dearest human friend, my sphincter is beginning to part ways, please direct me to your nearest toilet so that I may place my poop in to it.
Toilet
Example:
Adam is so full of shit nobody wants to have to do anything with him. The only one left now to take his shit is his toilet.
Adam is so full of shit nobody wants to have to do anything with him. The only one left now to take his shit is his toilet.
Toilet
A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.
Example:
"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."
"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."