TASTE BUDS

A powerful fraternal-like bond created instantaneously upon learning that you and a friend have unknowingly ordered the same food while eating out.



taste bud
when a girl commits to licking a guys tongue for the rest of her life.
Example:
i found my taste bud.

when i laid eyes on him i knew he would be my taste bud.


Taste Buds
Those dots on your tongue when you stick your tongue out on something metal, (Like a mirror or glass), Taste Buds are like president voters and the food is the president, the taste buds will depend if the food (or taste) is good or bad.
Example:
1) I ate some mangoes and my taste buds thinks its very good, the mangoes are the new president.

2) Person 1: There are some light pink things on my tongue and I think its a tongue infection!! Person 2: No, Those are your taste buds.


taste bud orgasm
When a dish or snack is so amazing your taste buds feel the sensation of a complete orgasm repeatedly. A taste bud orgasm often results in an uncontrollable tongue.
Example:
Dude, those cookies your Grandma made were so good that I had a taste bud orgasm.

That chocolate cake was so moist and delicious I think I might have had a few taste bud orgasms.


selective taste buds
A disease affecting the taste buds that results in an inability to decipher tastes correctly on a consistent basis. A condition brought on mainly by sleep deprivation, excessive consumption of M.R.E.s and hot coffee. Symptoms include: failure to recognize a watermelon heart, addiction to products containing caffeine, an obsessive compulsive need to salt melons, and...stubbornness.
Example:
Mr. Eyan suffers from selective taste buds.


THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS
YOUR ORAL TONGUE TASTE BUDS, TESTICLES, AMD ASSHOLE are them.
Example:
You are not going to believe this but because we have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS there is going to be more DEFINITION to SEXUAL BEHAVIOR thanks to this and pretty much you would attribute this to our quite complex NERVE ENDINGS on these areas. Do you think FEMALES have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS or jus((⁷


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