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death
1. A horrible disease that's almost as bad a pregnancy. Symptoms include not living anymore, your body decaying, all of your money and possessions being given to relatives you may or may not know, and your body being put underground forever or being set on fire.

2. Like sleep, only more permanent.

3. Sleep's cousin.
Example:
1. Joe got hit by a bus and caught death.

2. Mom: O, Jimmy, grandma isn;t sleeping, she's dead!
Jimmy: Nooooooo!

3. Sleep: Hi, Death!
Death: Yo wusup?
Sleep: Want to come over? I have some Tim Burton movies u might like.
Death: SWEET! K I'll b ther in an hour.
Sleep: K.


Death
One of the many thing that could happen to you at IKEA
Example:
You could die at IKEA


Death
Something you wouldn't want to happen to you, unless your suicidal. Death is when yoy die. The end of your life, your whole body shuts down. What I really hate though, is nobody can tell you what death is like, because they are already dead!
Example:
Person #1:There is so much death happening in the world today.

Person #2: I know, its kinda depressing. :


Death
1. What happens when you eat at McDonald's too often.

2. Guy in a black cloak wielding a big scythe. See grim reaper.
Example:
Death came, and it was drunk.


Death
Death is The End of life.

Think of life like a movie and death is when the power surges and blows out the TV. Death is when the film gets so damaged that even if you were to get the electricity back on, the movie will never play again. Alive is only the memory, gone is the spark that made the movie play…or the person alive.

Life is too short and death is too long. You don’t have all the time in the world, so go out and enjoy life as much as you can. Life is like a beautiful flower…flowers fade; people you love either leave you or die. No matter who or what you love it will not last forever, it will come to an end, as all good things do. Death is your final wake up call. Wake up and live before he knocks on your door.
Example:
People take life for granted because they don't really believe in death.


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