wake up call
When you've been doing something
self destructive for some time (perhaps without realizing it) before
something serious happens that forces you to
come to terms with what you've been doing and that you need to stop.Usually involves something medical but can involve anything serious.
wake up call
by The Return of Light Joker on Sep 07, 2009 08:54:38
Example:
The
failure of the ongoing efforts to produce
effective solutions should have been a wake up call to stop
arguing.
wake up call
by skorpionlady on Aug 13, 2005 14:32:07
Example:
Everyone deserves a wake up call...
wake up call
by Trumplodyte on Jul 09, 2019 01:34:35
When you wake someone up by ripping a loud fart in their ear or face. A common prank played on those who like to sleep in at
boy scout camp, church camps, fraternities, and
boot camp. While likely done do a lesser extent, girls also have been known to participate in this activity at slumber parties. Please note the difference between this definition and "
sound the alarm"
wake up call
by johnnyg11141983 on Mar 19, 2010 09:55:21
Example:
1.
Man (
to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not
yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.
2.
Friend (
yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!
Wake Up Call
by window shopper on Jun 21, 2011 02:38:39
In the morning, or anytime of the day, when the victim is taking a shower you go into the bathroom and take a large
smelly shit and then flush the toilet. By
flushing the toilet, the water temperature changes causing the victim to run out of the shower and smell the stench filled air. Best done in the morning, hence
wake up call.
Example:
6:30 AM
*flush*
Roy: Ahhh ahhhh
cold cold, *cough* *cough* *gag* *gag* what the...damn it.....MIKEY!!!!!!!
Mikey: Hahahaha
wake up call!!!!!!
Manager:
Why are you late today Duncan?
Duncan: Sorry it's too obscene to mention
Manger: What?
Duncan: I stayed the night at my friend's house and he gave me a wake up call.
vegas wake-up call
by eljpac on Mar 02, 2011 21:02:52
Negro Wake Up Call
by Camellia_Blossom96 on Mar 09, 2016 11:38:28
When a black person, usually an entertainer or celebrity of some sort, finally realizes that mainstream (white) media will never see them as anything but black and that as soon as it finds a way to rob them of the recognition that they deserve, it will exploit it to the fullest.
A black person who finally understands that we do not live in a
post-racial society, usually by experiencing the effects of covert and
overt racism first hand.
Something that eventually happens to a
new black.
Oklahoma Wake-up Call
by Chaef-Aid on Feb 16, 2010 08:37:17
If you have a roommate that snores and keeps you awake, and you decide to take action, this is what you should do. You first start by straddling your roommate and squatting over their face,
gingerly resting your testicles over each nostril. Then
spread your ass cheeks and wait patiently for your roommate to
wake-up due to lack of air. Once they have awaken you proceed to shit all over their face.
Example:
Eric- "
Ross was
snoring so loud last night i couldnt sleep so i gave him an Oklahoma Wake-up Call"
Marc- "hahaha!, did you
tape it!?!?"
mexican wake-up call
by muckraker9000 on Apr 08, 2009 22:42:30
Example:
Dude, I got so
wasted last night and on top of that I received a nice mexican wake-up call
courtesy of my
neighbors.