Takened

A stage between single and taken; when you aren't over a break up



taken
When some girl/woman is already with some loser, and even though he's an asshole who brags behind her back about how many BJs and how much sex he gets from her, she still thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread and may never know the difference because she's clueless and ignorant. She thinks she loves him, while the only thing the boyfriend is sure of, is how much he loves that pussy, and how he'll tell her whatever she wants to hear to ensure he keeps getting it. The girl/woman, of course, is totally oblivious to this. Meanwhile the guys in her life who truly care about her are left neglected and rejected because, for whatever unknown reason, girls/women are seemingly naturally attracted to assholes and pricks.
Example:
Why the hell are you hanging out with Mary? You know she's taken.


Taken
A movie produced in 2008, essentially 5 years too late as Finding Nemo did the same thing in 2003. The most notable difference is that this is less child friendly.

Also known for the popular quote: "I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and kill you."
Example:
Taken is essentially the biggest rip-off of Finding Nemo but it is at least adult friendly.


taken
a word you use when
1. Being pestered by some dude that you have no interest in and want to go away by informing him you have a boyfriend, and he has no chance with you... >.>
2. You notice someone is behaving past the boundaries of just friends with someone who is currently involved with another, and doesn't feel the same way.
3. You're involved with someone, and you're telling someone about it.
4. You hear that someone is involved with someone, but you want to hear it directly from them.
Example:
1. "I'm sorry, but i'm taken. it was nice talking to you though." *Runs away*
2. "Hey, i've seen the way you are around Cathrine. You're well aware she's taken. time to back off a bit there buddy..."
3. "Yeah, I'm taken."
4. "Hey, I hear you're taken, is that true?"


Taken
Verb; Transitive
To go on a murderous rampage to get back a kidnapped friend or loved one.
Example:
If someone kidnapped my child, I would Taken the SHIT out of him.

or

When Doug was kidnapped, Phil, Stu, and Alan should have gone Taken on everyone instead of going all "Dude Where's My Car?"


taken
when a young naive girl is abducted and subsequently trafficked/murdered in a remote location, ie: Peru, Thailand

based on the blockbuster film "Taken" starring Liam (Bad Ass Motherfucker) Neeson
Example:
Person 1: My sister and I are going on a trip to Mexico for a weeklong stay!

Person 2: Be careful dude, don't get taken


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