Do yourself

to have sex with yourself, and you should because Lauren Jauregui said everyone should



do yourself in
(verb phrase, colloquial euphemism)

To die by suicide, chronic self-abuse or careless behavior.
Example:
We've brought you to the Crisis Intervention ward because you tried to do yourself in.

Slow down on the wet road, or you'll do yourself in.

Shooting heroin and coke together is a surefire recipe to do yourself in.


Do yourself a mischief
A general warning to the recipient their past, present or future conduct may result in injury to themselves. Said injury could be caused by the recipient or by others.

Popular in Australia.
Example:
Prisoner 1: I'm really enjoying being the prison snitch.

Prisoner 2: A frieny piece of advice. Watch your step or you might just do yourself a mischief


Do it yourself
A phrase used when someone asks you to help with something and you don't want to.
Example:
Guy: Hey can you help me fix my mailbox?
You: The fuck? No. Do it yourself.


do-it-yourself-centered
A term used to describe someone who insists upon making and repairing everything themselves, often to the detriment of their relations with others.
Example:
Janet: Today is our anniversary, but all Joe wants to do is stay home and tile the shower.

Janet's mom: Serves you right! You could have married Billy Ackerman, but noooo. You had to have someone handy. You should have listened to me when I warned you that he was do-it-yourself-centered.


do it yourself dreader
Some one who clearly hasn't done even the simpelist form of daily hygien in mounths. commenly abbriviated as a DIYD. this phrase comes from the fact that thier hair actually starts to dread ionto horrible dirty looking dread locks on its own.(not appliable to a bald headed person)
Example:
you stink sooooooooo bad if u actually had hair I bet u would be a Do It Yourself Dreader.


I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke)
What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses
Example:
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).


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