sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with3.) me



sex machine
A man-made sexual partner; A sex-bot; A robot with a dong; A robot with an 'access port'
Example:
I just spent 300 grand on a sex machine, but I'm still lonely...

Run for your lives! The sex machines are revolting!


sex machine
More often than not, a male, who without thought or feelings mindlessly pursues women for sexual gratifacation.He eats sleeps and drinks sex. A one trick pony!
Example:
Vinny had sex with three different women last night, what a sex machine he is!


sex machine
-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.
Example:
"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"


sex machine
My car... the swedish beast... a 1985 volvo 744 gle. it gets all the ladies. it really does. it is also real loud. and sexy.
Example:
So, which one of you ladies would like to take a ride in the sex machine tonight?


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