Terracotta
The girls who fake tan so much either during prom season or all year round that their skin turns orange like terracotta clay.Terracotta Terror
A fetid combination of menstrual fluids simultaneously expelled and smeared across one's chest after a night of nefarious romping
Example:
"Hamish was appalled when he awoke to find the girl from last night had left a terracotta terror"
"Hamish was appalled when he awoke to find the girl from last night had left a terracotta terror"
Terracotta pie
A pie cooked in a traditional clay oven. This can be a wide variety of pies including but not limited to cream pies (Not a pie made from semen during sexual intercourse), apple pies, and peach pies (again nothing sexual).
Terracotta Pie
Example:
Banana banana Terracotta Pie.
Banana banana Terracotta Pie.
terracotta tart
a term coined to describe a woman who blatantly applies excessive amounts of fake tan;
to the point where she looks orange or more accurately 'terracotta' colored;
generally found to be of low self esteem, thus more likely to be easy.
to the point where she looks orange or more accurately 'terracotta' colored;
generally found to be of low self esteem, thus more likely to be easy.
Terracotta Pie
it is a reference to Asian vagina
Terracotta Pie
a new and exciting in-depth sexual act that will also get revenge on your rude and/or obnoxious in-laws. This is executed by taking your significant other up onto a terracotta roof, proforming anal sex, ejaculating into your said partners anus, and then letting the semen drip out of their anus and onto a banana creme pie. you must do this in the month of May, because you will want to save the pie in the freezer for 6 months, letting the semen ferment into a nice hearty garnish. after your long storage time, serve it to his/her in-laws at Thanksgiving
*note*-drinking pineapple juice for a week before performing Terracotta Pie will make the semen taste sweeter, and therefore, easier to blend into the flavors of the banana creme pie
*note*-drinking pineapple juice for a week before performing Terracotta Pie will make the semen taste sweeter, and therefore, easier to blend into the flavors of the banana creme pie
Example:
In-laws-"mmmm, this pie is DELICIOUS!"
You-"Yes, its a special recipe that me and your daughter/son made"
In-laws-"whats it called?"
You-"Terracotta Pie"
In-laws-"mmmm, this pie is DELICIOUS!"
You-"Yes, its a special recipe that me and your daughter/son made"
In-laws-"whats it called?"
You-"Terracotta Pie"
Terracotta Seizure.
Terracotta Pie
A mixture of human excrement and semen which oozes from the anal sphincter due to its colloidal consistency. Terracotta pies can be performed on wither males or females and are especially pleasant when the liquid bubbles from the anal crevice.
Example:
Dude, i just gave this bitch a terracotta pie and she bubbled out some brown goo which i then snowballed back into her mouth!
Dude, i just gave this bitch a terracotta pie and she bubbled out some brown goo which i then snowballed back into her mouth!