That FUCKING DOG
More popularly identified as Triumph The Insult Comic Dog from Conan O'Brien, THAT Fucking Dog (TFD) certainly knows how to work an audience. Surely, you've heard his wise jocularity in regards to how often he schools MBNA employees, such as Bailey aka Shrek. UNDERAGE BEEE-SEAN!Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit
Fuck the dog
Example:
Bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. He just sat at his desk and fucked the dog all day
Bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. He just sat at his desk and fucked the dog all day
Fucking the dog
Example:
The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!
The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!
Fucking the dog
fucking the dog
Example:
The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.
My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.
The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.
My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.
fuck the dog
fuck a dog
Just like it says. A division of beastility that involves sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being.
fucked the dog
to have screwed up or failed at a task, usually spectacularly or with disastrous results. Said failure can involve lack of effort or lack of competence and usually both. Vulgarization of "screwed the pooch."
Example:
Bridegroom: dude the whole stripper-in-a-cake thing is more fun when she's not 74 years old and narcoleptic
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i
Bridegroom: dude the whole stripper-in-a-cake thing is more fun when she's not 74 years old and narcoleptic
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i