Best man
1) Noun: an acquaintance with whom you trust a five minute speech that could, potentially, ruin the rest of your life.2)
Antiquated expression used to delineate the "best
swordsman" by your side as you kidnapped your "
betrothed".
Best man
by Cypher456 on May 12, 2011 08:07:35
Example:
Hey man, im throwing
a banger next week,
wana be
my best man?
Sure man, i'll supply the booze.
Best man
by ronnie_hotdog on Aug 14, 2018 23:09:15
Joseph - the legendary
best man. Has your back through thick and thin, organises the best
stag do's, and gives
fantastics speeches that will not ruin the rest of you life
best wo-man
by alibeersmith_ on Feb 29, 2016 11:06:49
Man's Best Friend
by Zoniax on Jun 08, 2009 15:28:02
A man's best friend is
undoubtably his dog. They're friendly, loyal, quirky, and great to talk to. A great friend, one who will never judge your wardrobe or what you said or did today. When you come home,
all they want from you is a hello and a
petting. They'll never refuse attention, or a treat (or several). They'll love you simply for being there and loving them back.
Man’s Best Friend
by Can't deny the truth on Sep 29, 2019 14:40:01
Man’s best friend is the vagina.
Without man’s biological attraction to women and their
vaginas, humans would not exist.
A woman's vagina is
man’s best friend because it makes him feel amazing and loved during sexual intercourse. Men have been known to go to great lengths to gain access to and protect women's vaginas.
Example:
Without
Man’s best friend (vaginas)
reproduction would be impossible. After Alexa showed me her vagina I couldn't stop thinking about it for a month. It
drove me crazy. I almost failed my high school classes.
Man's Best friend
by My dogs are cute! on Feb 26, 2021 23:29:16
Example:
I have a pointer mix named Abby, SWEETEST
DOG IN THE WORLD! She cuddles me if
I cry, when I'm mad she comes to me to calm me down, she even does this cute thing where she rests her
chin on my leg when she begs for food! She TRULY IS my best friend! Man's Best friend!
Man's best friend
by Southern Threat on Dec 01, 2020 12:46:27
Mans best ending
by Ghosthack on Jan 09, 2019 07:54:22
During or after the act of sex or ending orgasm preferably in missionary your beloved canine friend decides to join
the fray or become the
cleanup man (has to unknowingly sneak up and lick either ass or balls) while in coitus or having an orgasm...call it a technical
uninvited threeway!!!!
The best man in the universe
by Mickey!! on Mar 29, 2023 09:15:54