The Balloon

When you are eating a chick out and you blow air into her pussy and then press on her stomach to have the air come rushing back out at you.



Balloon
A balloon filled with nitrous oxide, or NOS (laughing gas). You can usually find balloon dealers outside parties, raves, music festivals or other such gatherings. As soon as people hear a dealer inflating a balloon they flock round them like sheep. Balloons are the second most popular drug in the UK (aside from weed). Also goes by the name of Hippy crack.
Example:
Dealer: You came to buy balloons bruv?
Client: Yea man (hands over cash)
Dealer: Calm G, this is 100% medical grade NOS. This shit'll make you trip. (Loudly inflates balloon)


Balloon
A very weird thing that is basically a colored plastic sack of your breath to give your friend on their birthday.
Example:
"Here's a balloon for you!"


Balloons
Balloons are used to hold heroin (usually low grade H). A dealer will use un-filled balloons (the multi-colored, water balloons, most of the time) to place a small, universal weight, amount of heroin into. The weight of the heroin inside each balloon can vary depending on who packaged or "tied" them. The amount is usually about .1grams per balloon. People buy them in packs of 10 or more, and rarely buy/sell a single "balloon." Rumor has it, the reason heroin was originally put into these balloons, was so you could swallow them if need be, and not need medical attention.
Example:
J.Do: "Yo mang, can you hook me up wit sum dope, maybe sum of that black tar you had last week?"

J.Do2: "Nah fool, but I do gots some bomb BALLOONS ima sell fo cheap!"

Balloon Heroin Beez H Dope Powder


Balloon
A fool; a person who has just made a pretty obvious mistake
Example:
PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements.
PhD Student 2: You total balloon

PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today
Supervisor:


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