flubbering
when morbidly obese people "fuck" or have extremely hardcore sex (eww). the term comes from the idea of the fat (or flubber) is bounced or jiggled vigorously. its disgusting, but its real.
flubbers
A blob of slimy goo that defies gravity. Ranged in color from black to lime-green. Makes cars fly and basketball players jump to stupefying heights. From FLying rUBBER.flubber
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flubber
Ooze-like product derived after stabbing a grossly obese person. It has the potential to solve the world's energy problem, can be used for cosmetics, & can also be fed to starving african children. Could be removed via medical procedure, but desperate hooligans are known to shank fatasses after chasing them around for a couple of blocks, then selling the contraband flubber at exploded prices, or using it themselves for sustenance.
Example:
Ever since the diet craze, we've been having flubber shortage... what the fuck am I supposed to do for heat, food, make-up, and fuel? Dogshit? Fuck that! I'm gonna shank me a fatass...
Ever since the diet craze, we've been having flubber shortage... what the fuck am I supposed to do for heat, food, make-up, and fuel? Dogshit? Fuck that! I'm gonna shank me a fatass...
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Flubber
v. To Flubber:
1) to flop around and wallow like a pinniped.
2) the common actions of any of a number of mammals belonging to the order Pinnepedia whilst lounging around on an iceberg or land mass --or a cream colored leather sofa.
3) The act of lying on one's stomach on a couch with head turned sideways, as though looking over one's shoulder --to watch a TV that would be directly in front of a normally seated viewer on said couch-- while simultaneously shifting around and exhaling, sighing and grunting as though the mere weight of one's body was simply too much burden to bear on the gigantic pot belly and blubbery thorax.
1) to flop around and wallow like a pinniped.
2) the common actions of any of a number of mammals belonging to the order Pinnepedia whilst lounging around on an iceberg or land mass --or a cream colored leather sofa.
3) The act of lying on one's stomach on a couch with head turned sideways, as though looking over one's shoulder --to watch a TV that would be directly in front of a normally seated viewer on said couch-- while simultaneously shifting around and exhaling, sighing and grunting as though the mere weight of one's body was simply too much burden to bear on the gigantic pot belly and blubbery thorax.
Example:
Watching Eric flubbering around on that couch like a drunken seal is driving me insane.
"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal"
It takes an extremely sedentary person to flubber like that piece of shit does every day. If I were that slothlike I think I would bury my face in the couch cushions and suffocate my useless ass.
If he only had whiskers and tusks, that flubbering seal would be a walrus.
Watching Eric flubbering around on that couch like a drunken seal is driving me insane.
"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal"
It takes an extremely sedentary person to flubber like that piece of shit does every day. If I were that slothlike I think I would bury my face in the couch cushions and suffocate my useless ass.
If he only had whiskers and tusks, that flubbering seal would be a walrus.
Flubber
Similar to a male version of side boob with portion of testicle being displayed opposed to breast. Those vintage running shorts and the occasional kilt are notorius culprits, most prominent when coupled with the need to position one foot on top of a soapbox when addressing others. Although this wardrobe breach is not deliberate most of the time, damages do occur and can be difficult to assess. Most notable of damages include scarring to retinas and lasting feelings of embarrasment for all parties involved with exceptions for exhibitionists and pervs alike.
Example:
Did you see that free ballin' guy wearing the kilt at the St. Paddy's party? That dude is a cop and was trying to get women to gaze at the flubber he's packing under that skirt. I am surprised he is still getting away with that after all these years.
Did you see that free ballin' guy wearing the kilt at the St. Paddy's party? That dude is a cop and was trying to get women to gaze at the flubber he's packing under that skirt. I am surprised he is still getting away with that after all these years.
Flubber
Not only a hit movie of the 90's, but a sexual act performed only in dire situations when a girl is being stubborn. Only two steps required:
1) Slap the belligerent bitch with your limp penis.
2) Repeat step one until said bitch gives you a blow job.
No words are expected during this act, just explicit compliance.
1) Slap the belligerent bitch with your limp penis.
2) Repeat step one until said bitch gives you a blow job.
No words are expected during this act, just explicit compliance.
Example:
Theoretical situation for the Flubber:
Tommy: Hey!
Jess: Hey...Why are you nak-
T: Slap....slap slap.... slap slap slap slap slap slap
J: FINE! Om nom nom nom nom
Theoretical situation for the Flubber:
Tommy: Hey!
Jess: Hey...Why are you nak-
T: Slap....slap slap.... slap slap slap slap slap slap
J: FINE! Om nom nom nom nom