The Beetus Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

The Beetus

n.: a cooler, hipper way to say, "diabetes;" coined by a beloved walrus wearing a cowboy hat, who also may or may not endorse oatmeal.

beetus

by trevor bizznaps on Mar 29, 2007 03:17:01

slang term for diabetes. originates from liberty medical ad with Wilford Brimley (he of Our House and Quaker Oats fame), who pronounces diabetes like most old people, "diabeetus".

Example:
"i got all fat then i caught the beetus, yo."

Beetus

by Morbid Duck on Jun 14, 2010 09:29:34

A title given to the truly awesome, but usually mistaken for diabetes. Originally used by the great Wilford Brimley.

Example:
Wow! That guy truly is the Beetus!

beetus

by jewston on Nov 06, 2014 12:45:54

The height of Vietnamese/ Cherokee hybrid engineering. A mix of Vietnamese and Cherokee blood, to produce the largest and most effective offspring.

Example:
Did you see Chaz? He looks like such a beetus

Beetus

by SweetNizzutz on Oct 17, 2009 05:01:24

The act of taking a female home, punishing the box and kicking her out right afterwards.

Example:
"Yeah, she's aight... I'd give her the beetus..."

beetus nugget

by Armath on Jul 07, 2010 08:23:57

Another name for a Cadbury Creme Egg, known to cause the beetus.

Example:
I'm going to have to call Liberty Medical after coming down with the diabeetus after eating too many of these beetus nuggets.

fetus beetus

by BigJondra on Jan 24, 2011 11:21:09

Gestational diabetes.

Example:
During Karen's third trimester, she met Wilford Brimley at a convention addressing the fetus beetus epidemic taking place in Candyland.

Beetus Zebra

by BeetusMaster on Jul 24, 2011 09:42:39

1.Something bad that always is looming over you, like it or not (Can be anything, not only the beetus.) , A sinking bad feeling, a pessimist.

Example:
1:Wow I know i am going to fail this test!
2: Don't let that Beetus Zebra get at you!

Or

1: Wow (Name) is a real Beetus Zebra!

dia-beetus

by theshirtbeforetheshirt on Aug 18, 2010 12:09:16

dia-beetus, also known as "the beetis" is infact not a unique strain of marijuana, but rather the reference to Wilford Brimley's bumblefuck speech impediment, and inability to pronounce the word diabetes. After Wilford Brimley's day-view on liberty medical commercials, "the beetis" spread like an std in a bro-infested frat house over the continental United States. Dia-beetus quickly became a youtube sensation, providing such hits as "rock me diabeetus" and "the funky diabeetus". The Billy Mays of yesteryear, Wilford Brimley's walrus like mustache and comforting hand motions will forever live on in the commercial brakes of late night television, and more importantly in the hearts of the American people.

Example:
Man, so fuckin' bummed, i heard kimbo slice may retire because he has dia-beetus, beetus, beetus, dia-dia beeetus.

beetus punch

by zackaryn on Sep 11, 2010 05:21:59

A blow so hard directed toward ones pancreas, that the end result is the development of type 1 diabetes. A beetus punch shouldn't be given if your victim is pregnant or nursing, due to the chance they already have gestational diabetes, or if they have heart disease, high blood pressure, or any amputations... because it is pointless to try and give someone diabetes if they already have diabetes.

Example:
I successfully gave someone a beetus punch yesterday, and today they had to schedule an appointment with an endocrinologist.

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