redunditis
by ElMajo on Dec 07, 2018 11:01:37
A chronic
deficiency of employment
prospects in your current job, resulting in heightened levels of
not giving a fuck and responding to everything with extra spice and / or snippines
Example:
Poor Ben has got a severe case of redunditis....you should have seen his
email response to
Jennifer. He's being a real cunt to everyone
lately
redundancy
by Bill M. on Aug 28, 2004 01:11:04
A set of words in common usage that includes a
needless modifier. Not to be confused with an oxymoron (where
two terms of the same phrase literally contradict each other) or
euphamism (a phrase used to change the emotional charge of a a word or phrase).
Example:
Examples of actual redundancies:
- ATM machine ("
Automatic teller machine machine"? Just say "ATM".)
- PIN number ("Personal identification number number"?)
- "Call now for your
FREE GIFT!" (well of course it's free, otherwise it wouldn't be a gift!)
- end result
-
bare naked
- past experience
Redundant
by Jeff Richards on Jan 20, 2006 10:43:26
Adj.-
Repeated over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again,
degrading your mental capacity until it resembles a piece of shit.
Redundancy
by HR_Advisory on Jan 13, 2012 00:35:05
A complete and utter result where you get to leave your mundane job behind and 'focus on your career' (that's find another
McJob to normal people) with the added bonus of a
payout not to do the job you hate any more.
Officially, there's a selection pool but it'll generally be determined by how pissed off
your manager is with you when 'efficiency savings' (that's lay offs to us normal people) need to be made.
The best modern use of the phrase 'crying all the way to the bank'.
Example:
Employee is called into a room:
Manager: Profits have fallen and we need to make some efficiency savings. Unfortunately (
this is shit, your boss doesnt give a fuck about you) your post has been selected for redundancy.
Employee: Oh no.
This is terrible news.
Will you pay my notice in lieu?
Manager: Yes
Employee: What's the payout?
Manager: A month for every year of service. You'll get £20,000
tax free.
________________________________________________
Employee finds another job and has a pile of cash in their account.
redundant
by GreenDayIsTheBest on Apr 17, 2004 08:22:32
an awesome green day song that has good guitar sounds; the song is very
lovesick; the
premise is about a relationship where things are getting
stale and the lovers dont know what to do to make things better