kidnapper
by hppn8 on Dec 22, 2011 10:29:58
Someone who steal people and keeps them in their
basement for future use. Generally ugly and
lacking swag and can't get their own girls so they have to steal them.
Example:
girl 1: I'm afraid ryan might be
the stalker who is going to
kidnap me
girl 2: No way, he is too handsome, sexy, and has
too much swag to be a kidnapper
Kidnapper
by Krabban6969 on Aug 24, 2020 06:19:33
Kidnapper
by KIDLOST on Apr 03, 2020 06:39:36
Kidnapper/s is a cop/The Police they will take you away for anything. They work for the government. Can find them in blue or
balck sometimes in tan or dumbass
reflective gear depending on where you live Most drive the same cars. Some pretend not to be. the Police is the biggest gang in the world. They (kidnap) people, kill people and jump and rob people, watch out for the police/cops/
kidnapper's
kidnapper van
by mclmal24 on Mar 26, 2010 13:36:00
Kidnapper's Deluxe
by Silentwatch on Feb 11, 2008 06:01:20
N. A vechile that is able to
hold three or more bodies in it's trunk in the event of committing a kidnapping or needing to take
hostages. A trunk that would hold any less would be considered a
Kidnapper's Double or Single.
Example:
Tom: Check out all the space
in the trunk of my new car.
Joe: Dude, for a small car thats at least a
Kidnapper's Double.
Tom: If I take out
the spare tire, its a Kidnapper's Deluxe.
the dirty kidnapper
by PinkPanther32 on Aug 12, 2011 04:54:23
While having intercourse in the doggy position. When your about to blow it, you grab a dirty sock, pull out, put your homemade
chloroform on
the sock, then grab her by the hair and hold the sock against her mouth and nose. If your looking for a
ransom then video tape it and threaten to show it to her rich daddy.
butterfly kidnappers
by won._.ton on Dec 16, 2018 14:00:31
i swear to god if you see a
butterfly you better run and hide
they are coming to get you. they take you to their secret
lair and turn you into a butterfly they are trying to take over the world.
Example:
person 1: OMFG ITS A
BUTTERFLY!!
person 2: Well, it looks like its gonna kidnap us i guess we're gonna die i never liked you anyway.
person 1: wow okay thats just amazing jerry you know what?? SCREW YO--*gets kidnapped by
butterfly
butterfly:
teehee
butterfly kidnappers:
Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
by the_Green_Packages on Sep 10, 2019 03:15:55
Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and
Gyrosexual. A
Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the
age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.
Example:
Person1:
Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all
the green children
chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
My kidnapper ate my traffic
by ascendedbread on May 05, 2023 20:00:13