linoleum
Example:
Damn. Her linoleum was slick last night. My face skidded off her pussy and I fell to the floor.
Damn. Her linoleum was slick last night. My face skidded off her pussy and I fell to the floor.
linoleum
A slick surface material used for the flooring of many rooms, most notably bathrooms and kitchens.linoleum
Linoleum
A shaved vagina. Smooth and completely hairless.
It is definitely possible to achieve complete smoothness by shaving only, if one prefers not to wax, but sometimes very time consuming to do.
It is definitely possible to achieve complete smoothness by shaving only, if one prefers not to wax, but sometimes very time consuming to do.
linoleum knife
Noun: A type of knife with which one will get their lips cut off, and tounge cut out with if they make out in a movie theatre.
From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres
From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres
Example:
"If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife."
"If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife."
linoleum knife
The weapon of choice of the band Mastodon, featured as the band at the beginning of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.
Example:
"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a ... linoleum knife."
"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a ... linoleum knife."
linoleum polisher
Example:
Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!
Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!
Linoleum Lizard
N. Term for someone else’s children who scurry around, dart underfoot, and may give you the heebie-jeebies due to the unpredictable way they move like a lizard across a linoleum floor. May be applied to your own children depending on how you’ve raised them. See also, Rugrat.
Example:
Frank: “Geez, what was that thing that just ran between my legs?!”
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!
Frank: “Geez, what was that thing that just ran between my legs?!”
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!
Linoleum Factor
1. Doing something right the first time so it can be used for a long period of time.
2. giving a member of the opisite sex such a great sexual experience that you can treat them like dirt for years.
3. lay it right the first time, and you can walk on it for years.
2. giving a member of the opisite sex such a great sexual experience that you can treat them like dirt for years.
3. lay it right the first time, and you can walk on it for years.
lickin the linoleum
Example:
Honey , I ventured downstairs to my surprise some one had ripped out the carpet , so I ended up lickin the linoleum.
Honey , I ventured downstairs to my surprise some one had ripped out the carpet , so I ended up lickin the linoleum.