The Puma

A guy who is willing to fuck anyone. They take any opportunity they can get. They are willing to take it up the ass when asked. No one has ever seen them with a person above a 6. Normally they are extremely high or drunk.



Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).
Example:
When Megan Fox becomes a puma, she'll probably look like a jaguar.


Puma
One step before cougar
Example:
Random Downtown Smiley Puma: "look at you all dressed up"

Me: "you're a lil puma aren't you?"

Puma: "what's a puma?"

Me: "like one notch before a cougar"


puma
A woman who is not quite old enough to be a cougar, but still likes to date/mate with younger men.
Example:
Dating a puma wasn't so bad, Bob reflected. After all, the sex was great and she never minded picking up the tab when they went out on the weekend.


PUMA
(noun)

1) A woman who is too young to be a Cougar, but too old for the men she wants.

2) A woman under 40 who discovers the men her own age prefer prepubescent, siliconed, bimbos to educated women their own age.
Example:
Damn girl, the last well dressed MBA just left with that skank. I feel like a PUMA in a den of tarts.


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