The hummer Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

The hummer

1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock.2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.

hummer

by John E. on Nov 13, 2002 13:30:38

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

Example:
Your mom gives great hummers.

Hummer

by Armthehobos on Sep 13, 2007 05:34:02

A hilarious name for oral sex. Often used as a joke, when people think the Hummer H series vehicles.

Example:
Son: Daddy, I want a hummer for christmas.

Dad: (laughing) Me too, son. Me too.

the hummer

by eavsy on Nov 02, 2007 07:12:35

when a handjob is given to a man, the giver hums directly onto his testicles causing greater stimulation, much like a vibrator would do

Example:
i love it when she does the hummer

hummer

by Belinda on Nov 06, 2004 06:53:30

A blow job which incorporates a gentle humming while performing the duty to increase stimulation.

Example:
My husband asked me to give his boss a hummer to thank him for giving him a promotion.

hummer

by RobT on Sep 21, 2003 01:57:06

1. A civilan version of the military vechicle Humvee. Hummer's are produce by the General Motors Company. Currently there are two version's H2 and H1.
2. A Blowjob when the girl hums during the BJ

Example:
I got a hummer in my Hummer the other day.

hummer

by Hubs on Jun 21, 2003 07:06:43

No, not the SUV, an extremely pleasureable type of oral sex which involves the female humming to create a vibrating sensation in the penis during oral sex.

Example:

hummer

by king of graphics on Jan 13, 2007 04:36:38

A dick magnifying four ton metal phallic symbol.

Example:
"Rick just bought that big hummer. Rumor has it he has a micro-penis."

hummers

by Chode 2551 on Aug 27, 2009 20:40:59

blowjobs, gobbies, headjobs, pretty much the act of sucking anothers penis

Example:
Hummers and a chicken feed, all in one.

Hummer

by Exocette on Jan 20, 2004 12:27:52

See the vehicular definition of FUV.

Example:
My Hummer gets 0.5 mpg downhill and averages 2 complaints per owner (according to JD Power and Associates). w00t!

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