The Reality

A delusionary mental status caused by a pronounced deficiency of alcohol in the bloodstream



reality
The one thing that prevents us from leading perfect lives. No matter hard you try to block it out, it's always there, crushing all of the fantastical endeavors you dream up.

Ever heard the phrase, "follow your dreams"? Of course you have. Well, by the end of your life, you can bet that reality will have rejected >99% of them, so you'll have to lower your standards IMMENSELY if you ever want to feel a sense of accomplishment.
Example:
Reality: Hey you. Yeah, you. Ever wanted to break away from the hopelessly flawed human race, and become everything you've ever dreamed of? Well TOO FUCKING BAD, I'm here to prevent you because I'm a bitch like that >:I


Reality
A very realistic simulation game that can be anything like an FPS,Survival horror etc. When you get too pissed about something you also have the option to use the Alcohol or Drug power-ups to provide temporary relief. And did I forget to mention you also need to replenish your own health with food and water. On the bright side you can even play video games in the game as well. Overall if you have all the right factors Reality will be your bitch.
Example:
When is this Reality game coming out oh wait I'm playing it already.


reality
(1)working 50 hours a week until the day you die, in order to maintain a "decent" life,
(2)having no excitement in your life unless you choose to slack off and not work,
(3)leaving this planet the same way you entered, naked and cold.
(4)busting your ass to afford your bills while some cocksucker with rich parents gets everything handed to him for free.
Example:
reality is my anti-drug.


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