The Yellow Pages

A worthless piece of paper. When it shows up in your door, it is a sign of impending doom. It can be used to throw at other people. (If they piss you off.)



Yellow Paging
The act of rolling and smoking a marijuana cigarette, or joint, in a page from the phone book. Frequently the only option if one is unable to get rolling papers.
Example:
Justin: Holy fuck, do you guys even remember what we did last night?
Dave: Nah, I remember yellow paging the shit out of some of that white widow Joe had and the rest of the night's just a blur.
Joe: Alright guys, why the fuck is there a tiger in the bathroom?


yellow paged
Yellow paged is the act of laying back to back with a partner and intimately interlocking bum cheeks and fart so it sounds like a phone book slapping shut. If 2 male partners are having a go then they can add the excitment of slapping balls together giving a book flapping noise to.
Example:
"Had are lad round last night and we yellow paged till our balls banged blue"


Yellow Pages
The most accurate and most logical religious text I personally have ever read in my life. I mean who could not believe after reading the story of Jesus and Mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on St. John's BBQ joint. It even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-TITS-N-ASS. It is generally read by crack addicts. Because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. The satanic equivalent to this book would be Microsoft Bing.
Example:
The Yellow Pages changed my life as a person. It taught me how to love and how to live.


yellow pages
1) Big book which has many uses

2) your history coursework after you've "accidently" pissed on it.
Example:
1) Uses of the yellow pages;
Finding dominatrixes
Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss
Destroying your enemies
Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies
and many, many more

2)
Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"


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