Yellow Pages
The most accurate and most logical
religious text I personally have ever read in my life. I mean who could not believe after reading the story of Jesus and Mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on
St. John's BBQ joint. It even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-TITS-N-ASS. It is generally read by crack addicts. Because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. The satanic equivalent to this book would be
Microsoft Bing.
Yellow Pages
by mackendacooch on Nov 13, 2010 10:50:02
Yellow Paging
by superd4ve on Mar 18, 2010 05:04:48
Example:
Justin: Holy fuck, do you guys even remember what we did last night?
Dave: Nah, I remember
yellow paging the shit out of some of that white widow Joe had and the rest of
the night's just a blur.
Joe: Alright guys, why the fuck is there a
tiger in the bathroom?
The Yellow Pages
by Gandalf the Dark on Nov 05, 2013 23:01:16
Example:
Johny: The Yellow Pages showed up at my door. I think I'm gonna die soon.
Lamar: Aye ma homie. Wanna go get some watermelon qand eat it with
Laquisha?
Waldo: (Throws The Yellow Pages at Lamar.) Aye, you aint find me. You be pissing me off!\
yellow paged
by squelch on Mar 21, 2015 06:44:35
Yellow paged is the act of
laying back to back with a partner and intimately interlocking bum cheeks and fart so it sounds like a phone book slapping shut. If 2 male partners are
having a go then they can add the excitment of slapping balls together giving a book flapping noise to.
Example:
"Had are
lad round last night and we yellow paged till our
balls banged blue"
yellow paging
by GSS on Nov 17, 2004 03:37:30
yellow page
by Campbell on the loose on Dec 07, 2007 02:50:11
yellow pages
by Jeffrey Douglas on Nov 20, 2006 17:22:55
Example:
1) Uses of
the yellow pages;
Finding dominatrixes
Making short/
dumpy girls easier to kiss
Destroying your enemies
Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies
and many, many more
2)
Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History
coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"
bathroom yellow pages
by Poot there it is!!! on Dec 15, 2016 02:04:37
A Toilet paper roll in a
bathroom stall that has been intentionally
drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next
patron.
Yellow Pages masturbation
by Nostradumbass11 on Jan 13, 2010 23:31:44