Laundromat
A bar/club where girls (usually gold-diggers) go to pick up suits in an attempt to set themselves up for life as a trophy wife.laundromat
with laundromat you can get your clothes clean;
it is important that you choose your laundromat carefully especially if you are going to wash sth valuable; in a good laundromat, for example, you can adjust the speed of washing (in case of delicate stuff you should rather use low speed: then it will not be damaged and still clean eventually)
it is important that you choose your laundromat carefully especially if you are going to wash sth valuable; in a good laundromat, for example, you can adjust the speed of washing (in case of delicate stuff you should rather use low speed: then it will not be damaged and still clean eventually)
Example:
Look there, I really like this laundromat! Let's go for it: it looks like the quality is high and it has many functions.
Look there, I really like this laundromat! Let's go for it: it looks like the quality is high and it has many functions.
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Laudry, Laundered. Back in the 90s started the "clean" and "safe" comedy, some of which were played in Laundromats. In an Iconic Speech from "Joking the Chicken" Duckman lashes out at such a movement that led to the "Woke Comedy." Basically describes any humor as "bad comedy" when worked into the context of the a statement.
Example:
"He really took that joke to the laundromat." or "He laundered that act" or "He took that act to the laundry."
"He really took that joke to the laundromat." or "He laundered that act" or "He took that act to the laundry."
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The act of banging a girl completly naked, and having a loyal friend or roomate sneak in with the intent to steal her clothes, so she is left with nothing to wear.
Example:
When Sally hooked up with that guy she got taken to the laundromat, and had to walk across campus in a towel.
When Sally hooked up with that guy she got taken to the laundromat, and had to walk across campus in a towel.
laundromat
a rather peculiar carpet or mat that is not unlike a laundered flying persian carpet used to transport money launderers
laundromat sex
When you go into a laundromat to wash your clothes and you witness a sexual encounter in one of the dryers.
laundromat turding
A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.
Example:
We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!
We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!
laundromat holocaust
Example:
the pakistani dry cleaner was shocked and horrified by the stains he found on the young girls jacket....it truely was a laundromat holocaust.
the pakistani dry cleaner was shocked and horrified by the stains he found on the young girls jacket....it truely was a laundromat holocaust.
Polish Laundromat
Riding in the bed of a pickup truck as it drives through an automatic carwash while wearing your clothes.
Example:
Stinky Pete smelled like someone had torn open a sack of assholes and beat him with it, so they forced him to undergo the Polish Laundromat
Stinky Pete smelled like someone had torn open a sack of assholes and beat him with it, so they forced him to undergo the Polish Laundromat