August 9th

The day the baddest bitch/dude was born. On this day, the stars aligned and God placed multiple seeds in many lucky women around the globe. These women birthed the most legendary people to ever exist. All my august 9th people, rise up! Your time is now. You are superior.



August 9th
August 9th is national Orgasm day. The day to fuck and make the female feel good , shaking during sexual intercourse .
Example:
It’s August 9th , my type of days . Can’t wait to fuck this girl and make her legs shake .


August 9th
The birthday of this generally nice guy named Darious. On this day it is traditional to shower him with spongebob shirts and chocolate cake.
Example:
Rando Girl 1: Yo dude, tomorrow is august 9th

Rando Guy 2: So?

Rando Girl 1: Its Darious' birthday and i gotta get him a spongebob shirt


August 9th
August 9th is the day leaders are born, not just any leaders, the most compassionate and kind leaders.

Females born on this day are sweet, generous, strong and very kind, always look good and will age like fine wine.
Bossy, strong and attractive women are born on August 9th.
Man born on this day are strong, determined and very attractive, they are the definition of a faithful man.
If someone is born on this day and their name starts with the letter E, they will be very successful and loved by many.

Those born on this day will be challenged but they will succeed no matter what.
Example:
Person 1: hey when is the boss birthday?

Person 2: Eloisa was born on August 9th

Person 1: she is such a great leader.

Person 1 : The boss lady is very attractive huh?

Person 2: yeah, she was born on August 9th

Person 1: makes sense.


August 9th
When a fake friend was born. They always throw shade at you, and pretend they didn’t when it’s brought up. They don’t hang out with you, using the excuse of “homework” or “cleaning”. They also block you on snap maps so you can’t see that they ditched you for another friend.
Example:
You: Hey, want to hang out?
Them: Sorry, I have to clean and do homework. Btw, my birthday is August 9th.
You: That explains it fake bitch.


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