onliner
by Mogga on Dec 16, 2005 11:46:24
An onliner is someone who plays CS online and does things which are normally impossible to do on LAN. For example an onliner may
HS you while on a ladder or while in
mid air. These acts are usually met with agression from players who recieve such ridiculous
HS's and thus the term onliner was born.
Example:
"Get fuck
you stupid onliner,
diol"
"Yeah
id like to see that online you stupid random"
onlineness
by Jacobus De Gnapet on Jan 09, 2013 19:29:19
The fact of maintaining a constant online presence, in order to be able to instantly react to any new internet developments, no matter how insignificant.
Onlineness may lead to acute loneliness and
pathological syndromes such as extralineaphobia.
Onliners often have a very limited and/or virtual social life, despite new technological developments such as smartphones
enabling them to be on the internet at all times. Side effects to social
onlineness include annoying behaviours such as googling-every-word-in-a-real-life-conversation to more dangerous ones like uploading-pictures-of-that-car–wreck-while-driving.
Example:
- Matt's become such an extreme
onliner, it's impossible to have a chat with him without at some point having to react to one of his virtual friends' tweet. I think I'll stop seeing him altogether.
- Yeah, or you could offer him to have drinks on a video call.
That'd make him feel silly enough he'd stop.
- You dream, I bet he'd be up for it.
-
Onlineness is a bitch.
onliner
by randomnibbaman on Dec 30, 2018 00:56:04
A phrase used by insecure
Counter-Strike players to insult other players who don't compete on
LAN after
getting owned by some dude who is probably better than him
onlineability
by Aretelio on Jul 18, 2008 03:56:32
Example:
Yeah, I can view certain websites on my
Blackberry, but the iPhone has better onlineability.
Xbox Live completely
pwns the
Playstation network in terms of onlineabilty.