the perfect stranger

A person who you have never met or seen before in your entire life, a person who you have never known before and who has never known you before, and is not, and never was in any way, related to you.



Perfect Strangers
A kickass song by Deep Purple. I can't get it out of my head. See www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwoTaisFMIE
Example:
A strand of silver, hanging through the sky
Touching more than you see
The voice of ages in your mind
Is aching
With the dead of the night
Precious life
Your tears are lost in falling rain

And if you hear me talking on the wind
You've got to understand
We must remain
Perfect strangers


perfect stranger
When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.
Example:
I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.


The perfect stranger
It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.
Example:
Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.


Perfect Stranger
When someone sits on their hand long enough to make it go numb and then jerks you off.
Example:
If my date doesn’t put out tonight, I can always visit my upstairs neighbor for a quick Perfect Stranger.


perfect stranger
Someone who is an expert in giving themselves The Stranger; A method where you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate giving the allusion that it is someone else's hand. This is only performed by the most skilled who have perfected The Stranger, usually a lonely prick who beats off a lot. When using your left its a Cousin Larry and when using your right its a Balki
Example:
Pat & Peter said they were so lonely last night that they gave themselves a couple of Perfect Strangers. Pat said he was Balki and Peter I guess was Cousin Larry


Perfect Stranger
Using various numbing agents to achieve a numbing affect on your hand i.e lidocaine, novicane etc. and then performing the stranger
PLEASE CONSULT A PHYSICIAN BEFOR ATTEMPTING
Example:
I numbed my hand with novicaine and gave myself a perfect stranger


perfect stranger
n. when somebody else sits on their hand, causing it to fall asleep, and proceeds to give another person a hand job.

see stranger
Example:
After the car ride with seven other people, we went and side and she gave me a perfect stranger.


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