tow
To give someone a ride. It used to be used in the context of the bicycle, when you rode and had your passenger sitting on the handlebars. Now it applies to any form of transportation where a person getting a ride is getting the "tow", including cars, motorcycles, shopping carts, etc.tow
Your significant other and dependents (children). People with whom an individual is responsible for or to, immediate family. In the tone of ;ball and chain'.
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TOW
Example:
ED: "TOW likes to think of themselves as the 21st century's answer to the Library of Alexandria, but, in reality, they fall somewhere closer to the collective scribblings on a truck stop bathroom wall."
ED: "TOW likes to think of themselves as the 21st century's answer to the Library of Alexandria, but, in reality, they fall somewhere closer to the collective scribblings on a truck stop bathroom wall."
towely
in tow
Example:
They had a litter of kittens in tow.
They had a litter of kittens in tow.
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towing
(Yorkshire origin) A Struggle: A word to describe how one may feel when waking up to discover you have the worlds largest hang over, furriest tongue and ugliest face. Usually the clock is saying 8:56 am and your due into work in 4 minutes....the drive takes 45.
Example:
Roger: "sorry mr green, im going to be a wee bit late for work this morning"
Mr green: "Oh and why is that Roger?"
Roger: "Because i look like i've been hit by the ugly truck - twice"
Mr green: "Oh dear, i suppose your struggling to get here for nine then roger?"
Roger: "Struggling? that's not the word mr green.....im towing like a beatch"
Roger: "sorry mr green, im going to be a wee bit late for work this morning"
Mr green: "Oh and why is that Roger?"
Roger: "Because i look like i've been hit by the ugly truck - twice"
Mr green: "Oh dear, i suppose your struggling to get here for nine then roger?"
Roger: "Struggling? that's not the word mr green.....im towing like a beatch"
towed
When you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.
Example:
Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?
I'm towed. You slice of shit.
Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?
I'm towed. You slice of shit.