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the laundry

Washed up. Capabilities remnant to a younger, better self.

laundry

by Dave_1983 on Dec 20, 2005 07:54:52

Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."

Example:
A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."

The Laundry

by RVA403 on Oct 16, 2010 12:00:08

A dubious chore that most college students love to finish.

Specifically, occasions when one goes to clean their clothes with someone else and gets more than the wash done.

In general can be used for any type of hook up.

Example:
Dan: "Should I go hang out with Emily tonight?"
Gabe: "Yea man, she's down to do The Laundry!"
..
Maddy: "Do you know where Grace went last nightt?"
Krystal: "She ended up at Michael's"
Maddy: "Yeaah, I hope she got The Laundry done!"
..
Mary went to the frat quad to do The Laundry, and came back wearing clothes that were particularly clean, if you know what I mean.

laundry

by Intelligence001 on Jul 30, 2016 10:24:35

The only thing that should be separated by color.

Example:
Unless you're talking about laundry, nothing is getting separated by color here. Take your racist ideologies out of here, and don't even think about coming back.

laundry

by God on Apr 04, 2005 13:54:26

(v) The act of having sex, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.

Example:
Meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; He'll never notice we're gone.

Laundry

by Rose Navenport on Oct 11, 2013 18:41:39

Laundry, plainly put is clothes that you have to wash and never do. It is very important that you do your laundry (yes, literally...not the option that's against the law or involves being a prostitute, whore or slut). Mothers usually do laundry and fathers have strange ways of doing laundry like letting your clothes "soak" in the tub. You probably want to do your laundry now. The choice is yours.

Example:
I wanted to look nice, not have repulsive body odor and have a chance at being accepted by society. So I did Laundry with All, Tide of A&P soap.

laundrying

by L Shape Tetris Piece on Nov 27, 2004 06:36:49

Doing the laundry. duh! This changes laundry from a noun to a verb!

Example:
Hey Jenn, I'm laundrying

laundry

by GETitGIRL---- on Oct 24, 2009 12:10:15

to have sexual intercourse, to fuck.

Example:
Me and Jan were doing laundry all night long.

Laundry

by MerceReekers on Jun 29, 2011 10:08:17

Masturbating

Example:
When someone is masturbating they are "Doing Laundry".

My girlfriend does my laundry.

laundry

by skrudge on Dec 30, 2007 09:05:50

Something Snoop (Doggy) Dogg does all by himself! Fuck!

Example:
I can't do all this laundry, good thing I got the
D-O-double G on speed dial!

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