the laundry

Washed up. Capabilities remnant to a younger, better self.



laundry
Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."
Example:
A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."


The Laundry
A dubious chore that most college students love to finish.

Specifically, occasions when one goes to clean their clothes with someone else and gets more than the wash done.

In general can be used for any type of hook up.
Example:
Dan: "Should I go hang out with Emily tonight?"
Gabe: "Yea man, she's down to do The Laundry!"
..
Maddy: "Do you know where Grace went last nightt?"
Krystal: "She ended up at Michael's"
Maddy: "Yeaah, I hope she got The Laundry done!"
..
Mary went to the frat quad to do The Laundry, and came back wearing clothes that were particularly clean, if you know what I mean.


Laundry
Laundry, plainly put is clothes that you have to wash and never do. It is very important that you do your laundry (yes, literally...not the option that's against the law or involves being a prostitute, whore or slut). Mothers usually do laundry and fathers have strange ways of doing laundry like letting your clothes "soak" in the tub. You probably want to do your laundry now. The choice is yours.
Example:
I wanted to look nice, not have repulsive body odor and have a chance at being accepted by society. So I did Laundry with All, Tide of A&P soap.


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