The mushroom

Typically a British slang term for the glans, or 'head'of the penis. Due to it's general appearance and size/shape.See also bellend, tip, cockhead, dickhead, little head, purple head etc.



Mushroom
Mushrooms are a type of fungi that grow in dark, damp environments all over the world. The usually come in the shape of a dick and taste like it too.

Some have flat caps, some are kinda conical, and some have little bells and funnels.
Most mushrooms represented in media have a light tan stem and a red and white spotted cap. These mushrooms are actually deadly and know as fly agaric mushrooms.
But Mario seems to get a high off of them.
Speaking of high, mushrooms are also used for recreational purposes such as getting high and hallucinating.
After usage, this results in a ‘trip’ which can either be bad or good depending on where you are and who you are with.
But this drug is illegal in most US states, but a few allow it.
Anyways, back to actual mushrooms.
Their main purpose is to take materials around them using Enzyme spit and break them down into shit like oxygen and nitrogen and stuff like that. Y’know, the stuff we need to live.
Also they look silly as hell.
Mushrooms are cool as fuck.
Example:
dave: ooh lookit that pretty little mushroom
jaiden: shut the fuck up dave.
dave: aw shucks


Mushrooms
An abosolutely wonderful drug that releases your mind from reality. You realize how much life up to 18 is worthless and predetermined, and realize just how messed up and weird the world we live in really is. It isn't a drug to mix with alcohol, heat, or rollar coasters. Unless taken in high doses, it does not make you see gnomes running about in every direction. Only wavy images of things that already exist and an unparalleled body high.
**people who are depressed or have any disorders like being bipolar or anything related should not take the drug. It will cause some the worse times in your life.**
The effects last anywhere from 5 to 8 hours, depending on how much you eat. While having a bad trip, dairy products should be eaten. It helps mellow down the trip. Taking off shoes and socks and being in natural or fimilar areas away from the public also helps relieve bad tensions.
The effects of the drug is determined person-to-person. If you think you will have a bad time.. you will.. if you think you are having a bad time, you are or soon will. if you think everything is wonderful, you will be the happiest person in the world.
Example:
1. I cant believe I have to sit in a classroom being brainwashed for 8 hours a day. They tell me what to do, when to do it, and how to do it.

2. "That's wonderful!"


mushrooms
A mind-expanding drug containing psilocybin that makes you see the world in a different, fucked-up way. All your senses are different in a way that you really can't explain and can't imagine unless you try it. In larger doses they can make you hallucinate. Called shrooms for short, and they're legal in Amsterdam.
Example:
"Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms, and you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms." -Eminem ("Bad Meets Evil")

"I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl. I never meant to bring you to my world. But now you're sitting in the corner crying, and now it's my fault..." -Eminem ("My Fault")

Michael: "You know what's the bomb diggity...dogg?"
Eric: "Shrooooms man, magic mushrooms. That's what."
Michael: "Actually I was thinking of that new David Hasselhoff song, but now that you mention it, I like mushrooms too."
Eric: "Shroooooooms..."
Michael: "Yeah, me and my homies smoked some good shrooms last night. Usually we just eat coke and shoot up ecstacy. It was pretty cool."
Eric: "What the FUCK? Shut up, bitch. You don't even do drugs. You suck."


MUSHROOMS
Magic Mushrooms, or Shrooms, are a potent drug whose active chemicals are Psilocybin and Psilocin. Sensitive to heat and light. Common effects are dilated pupils, odd expression, and the distinct feeling of super thick chunks of broken light from the milky way intersecting the last thought of every cell in your body as the chair and ground and pizza and table slowly split open and melt.
Example:
Fungus Among us. Eat the blue caps and suck the blue stems of these magical mushrooms.


mushrooms
A spiritually enlightening drug that makes one realize what a crazy, messed up world we really live in. Everything seems more beautiful, nature is more appreciated, and one may experience open and/or closed-eye visuals, often of colourful patterns, or other things depending on amount taken. Best results occur when mushrooms are chewed then swallowed. The senses may also experience new things while on this drug, such as brighter lights, hearing new sounds, etc.
Example:
Mushrooms made me realize how beautiful and nice nature is, and I thought I was a hippie for 6 hours. They made me understand that this world is so fucked up and that nothing is original or right, and that we must achieve this state in reality in order to live a fulfilling life. Similar to the beliefs of buddhism though the religion does not accept drugs.


mushrooming
The solid twatting of a ho's face by the bulbous bell-end belonging to an erect nob. It is either an act of intense passion and loving for the mushroomed one, or an act of anger at the dislike of an unagreeable technique used during oral sex. If the face is struck hard enough with the familiar mushroom shape of said bell-end, then a bruise will be left (see mushroom welt).
Example:
"Man that hussy was a fine piece of ass, but when she started using teeth down there, I had to pull out and give her a stern mushrooming."


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