The ostrich

When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind



Ostrich
Ostrich is the new way the funny Russian Spyware ifunny censors the word retard
Example:
Deez nuts: That nicker avocado thing is a complete utter ostrich.

Davy jones: What do you mean by ostrich.

Deez nuts: The fuck the noonot ifunny

are censoring re33tard now

Can't have shit in ifunny.


Ostrich
Big ass man-pigeon. Will run 60mph with your car if you throw a pen at it. It's body will face this way but it's head will be fixed on you.
Example:
"I don't like ostriches, man."


the ostrich
the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.
Example:
I took my gal to the county fair. We had corn dogs, rode the tilt a whirl, and I gave her the ostrich for dessert.


Ostrichized
The act of becoming excluded from a social grouping through putting your head in the sand and ignoring what is going on.

A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.

Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.
Example:
Janet found herself ostrichized from the group in the pub, because she refused to acknowledge the reality that John was boffing Julie on the sly.


ostriching
Verb; The act of running while being engaging in the stand and carry sexual position.

The penetrating partner runs, while carrying the receiving partner whose arms are wrapped around his neck, and legs around his waist, having the vagina or anus penetrated by the man's penis, thus resembling a sprinting ostrich.

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Example:
I was fucking this bitch on the beach when the po-po turned up, so I picked her up and we ostriched outta there!

The wedding took a strange turn when Jack and Molly started ostriching up and down the church aisle.

John: Fancy some ostriching?
Jane: What's ostriching?
John:
Jane: Oh my!


Ostrich
It is the equivalent of the game. Which game you may ask? The one you just lost.
Example:
Person 1 talks with Person 2
Person 1: Oh, did you hear about so and so?
Person 2: No, what's going on?
Person 3 barges in
Person 3: OSTRICH!
Person 3 runs away
Person 1 and 2: DAMMIT. I LOST


Ostrich
(n); 1. a wild bird considered to be the most majestic of all creatures, holding the undisputed uppermost position on the food chain. ostriches are carnivorous birds of prey, feeding on tigers. Although their hunting methods are still mostly a mystery, it is rumored that ostriches will pierce "cocky" tigers' hearts with their tungsten beaks. A male ostrich needs to consume approximately 74 tigers per year to maintain strength.
2. (v); used to describe action of a person of unparalleled strength or cunning

Synonyms; chuck norris, ninja bird, angel of death, one-bird-army, ass kicker, stealth bomber

Antonyms; weak, dumb, ugly, useless
Example:
"The ostrich dove from the tree and impaled the tiger"

"Wow that guy just ostriched 74 thugs by himself!"

"Anderson Silva is an ostrich of a fighter"


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