Tim Cook

massive revolutionary cunt who works with a shit company and will willingly suck some cocks just for a cookie



Tim Cook
Tim Cook is the current CEO of Apple since August 24, 2011 after Steve Jobs resigned due to health problems. He joined the company on March, 1998.
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Tim Cook, CEO of Apple since August 24, 2011


Tim Cooked
When an apple device suffers horrendous overheating from a seemingly light load.

Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.
Example:
"99 degrees from one fucking Chrome tab!"

'Dude, that thing is getting Tim Cooked.'


Cockblocked by Tim Cook
Just like cockblocked by steve jobs....only Tim Cook is the new CEO. When you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world.
Example:
Jacob: Saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on her but then she pulled out her ipod....

Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.

Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.


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