mobility

adj.The act of being a mobile home, (eg: white trash)Comparing something/someone to being low-life, cheap, etc.



mobile
having a car & being able to drive places .
Can be referred to if your dealer can drive & deliver places . (:
Example:
amy ; "ayyyy, you mobile? i needa dub !"
mac ; "yeah , where you at ?"


Mobile
A city in South Alabama on the Gulf Coast of the United States. Founded in 1702 and the first capitol of French Louisiana. Original home of Mardi Gras in the USA.

Pronounced mo-BEEL. Also known to many locals as Mobtown.
Example:
This year I'm going to Mobile for Mardi Gras because it's more fun than New Orleans.


mobile
a small wireless telecommunications device used to contact people on. not to be confused with a 'cell phone', the mobile's primative american cousin, a 'cell phone' also runs on 'gasoline' whereas the more techincaly advanced mobile uses petrol.
Example:
i taunted americans with my mobile
i called tony blair on my mobile
i hit a rapist with my mobile


mobile
Better name than "cell phone". "Cell phone" just sounds tacky, while calling your mobile a "moe-bile" sounds very elite. It's also what the Brits call their mobile phones.
Example:
Call me up on my mobile, houses!


Mobile
Mobile is strictly for those blessed by God to be born in a zip code beginning with 366. The birthplace of Mardi Gras, Jimmy Buffett, and Hank Aaron. High school frats and sororities. Situated perfectly between the water and the woods, no town in America can approach the undeniable superiority that Mobile exudes. New Orleans, Savannah, and Charleston may be pretty cool- for a weekend, but none of them can match the sheer greatness of Mobile and its citizens. So wear your Costa del Mar's, top siders, and Barbour jacket proudly. Drive your Tahoe through the intersection of Old Shell and McGregor, and have a cold beer from your ice chest and put it in a hugger at the Dick. Spend your entire winter break at Pat and DD's just because you can. And always remember, you are better than everyone fr...om anywhere else without exception, and if they beg to differ, ask if their town has a battleship? DIDN'T THINK SO.
Example:
Where is the most perfect city in the south?

Mobile of course!


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