dissertation
An idea that was
spawned from
the evil nasty dissertation
monsters to make students fail university and waste three years of their life and lots of money
dissertation
by Jock Strap on Apr 07, 2003 00:31:17
Example:
I got a
friggen disertation to do and the handin is in
72 hours
my god!!
dissertation
by george stephans on Oct 22, 2004 13:46:40
Example:
Don't
eat my dissertation.
dissertate
by ldowning on Aug 12, 2009 03:09:37
Refers to the process of researching and writing a
dissertation. Used in place of similar descriptors, such as writing or studying, in order to emphasize the great
scope and
magnitude of the work taking place. Often used by graduate students to describe their work schedule.
Example:
Clarissa said
she cannot attend the party because she needs to dissertate. For years it seems the only thing she has done is dissertate, and yet she still hasn't finished her
PhD.
Dissertating
by Groovy9113 on Oct 01, 2009 23:33:22
Dissertation
by onlymejustme on Apr 03, 2009 03:56:31
Example:
(Teacher/Professor): Hey it would be an awsome
April Fool's joke if we got them (students) to write 5000-15000 words on something completely pointless and make it worth half of their end result!
Other teacher/professor: yeah! omg that would be amazing let's call it a
DISSERTATION...that'll
get 'em
Then before you know it it becomes a compulsory aspect of your grade/degree
dissertating
by FlyGrl on Feb 06, 2010 07:39:55
Dissertation Brain
by princesshelz on Mar 25, 2011 03:20:54
When you spend a very
long time at the computer, working on your
dissertation (or other big project) but come away feeling like you have achieved nothing, but you are also no longer able to function normally. Usually
cured by alcohol.
Example:
I have so got Dissertation Brain, I've been
sat here for 5 hours, have
achieved nothing. It's due in in
48 hours :S
Yellow Dissertation
by ChurchHatesTucker on Jun 02, 2009 02:33:36
An academic
dissertation that draws heavily upon the
uncredited work of others. So named for the yellow
highlighting that tends to be used to illustrate the fact, with a nod to the term 'yellow journalism.'
Derp Dissertation
by TheHappyAthiest on Oct 04, 2015 06:26:09
Any insane rambling online
wall of text cited with tons of hyperlinks to web sources of dubious credibility. Quite often ending or beginning with "I have done my research!" and sometimes with idiotic attempts to make themselves sound like a
credible "expert" in something.
Example:
Dear Lord! I can't believe I
read this entire Derp Dissertation on "
Flat Earth Theory" by this dude on Reddit! I thought it was going to be hilarious. Turns out it was just mind numbingly stupid!