Tithes
10% of ones income donated to a church, because the Pastor usually makes you feel bad if you don't give it. Taken from the Old testament example of Israel giving the Levites 10% of
livestock because Levi didn't get a land inheritence. The Early Church in Acts however NEVER gave
tithes, giving was free-will in the NT Church, The Roman Catholics re-introduced monatary tithes to finance their
lavish lifestyles.
Tithe
by DesPERRYado on Nov 03, 2004 04:12:15
The term used when religious folk give 10% of their
earnings to their church. Most
churches REQUIRE tithing as part of a
membership. Tithe is also what makes religion like any other cult
Example:
Christian: My church makes me
tithe. But I get to spend an eternity in Heaven.
Jimmy: But your children don't even have enough to eat.
Christian: But the
cul...err..church I belong to needs the money to
squader on useless councils and new uniforms for our worship team.
tithe
by Troy H on Oct 13, 2003 09:15:45
A tenth part of one's
annual income contributed
voluntarily or due as a tax, especially for the support of the
clergy or church.
Example:
Wow, my parents love to give tithe to the
f-ing church, but won't give me
a penny. I wonder where that money actually goes...
Didn't the pastors say they have a three-story house by
the beach...
tithe
by King's Daughter on Jun 21, 2005 01:29:54
Tithing is the act of giving 10% of one's income to the church.
Churches don't force this upon the people, but it is encouraged. The Bible says that all of the money belongs to God, but He only wants the first 10%.
Think of it this way,
would you rather have 90% of your income blessed, or 100% of your income cursed? God blesses those that tithe to Him. I tithe and give an offering on top of the tithe, and I have more money than any of my friends that are my age. It's not because my family is rich (which it's not)but it's because I've been blessed by God.
Example:
Build God's House and He'll build your house.
"Bring all the
tithes into the storehouse, that there may be food in My house, and
try Me now in this." Says the Lord of hosts, "If I will not open for you the windows of heaven and pour out for you such blessing that there will not be room enough to receive it." Malachi
3:10
tithe
by zacb on Apr 29, 2008 05:53:09
What god has encouraged all Christians to do in the Bible.
It is 10% of your
earnings and people think that doing it will bless thier money but it just helps then not to spend thier money like a fucking idiot because when you get a check and immediately give 10% away it makes you more
concious of the money you have left-helping you not
overdraft your bank account and think that god is cursing you.
Info Tithe
by Shawn Collins on Oct 12, 2007 03:54:44
Dedicating one-tenth of one's time towards helping,
sharing, informing, correcting, and generally growing the online
marketing industry.
Info Tithe
by Shawn Collins on Nov 02, 2007 04:05:25
Dedicating one-tenth of one's time towards helping,
sharing, informing, correcting, and generally growing the online
marketing industry.
dirty tithing
by Nasty Germ on Jan 15, 2023 12:17:36
Only putting the penis in the butthole 10% of the way…
This is a
tip of the hat to the
Mormon tithing of 10% of one’s
income doing directly to the church.
stoner tithe
by Maxwelldanger on Dec 29, 2010 14:46:52
The amount of time spent doing
absurd,
inappropriate or weed related things (as opposed to fun/cool activities) because
one is high.
Example:
Baked fella: "D00d, I have to rewrite this Wikipedia entry on nurse
sharks; it's full of
passive voice!!!"
His pal: "Man, you've given that
arcticle a more than acceptable stoner tithe."
Tithe
by Hym Iam on Mar 23, 2024 01:21:56
Which is un untaxed stream of income. They can apply for
grants from the government which is taking
taxpayer dollars. And then they provide a
conditional service.
Example:
Hym "And NOT ANYMORE! They can't
conscript you into the military but they absolutely USED TO DO THAT! They could actually do whatever they wanted to people until the government was put between them and the people. And now you have government officials promoting their values and legislating to
corral people into living and acting in accordance with their values against their will in a subtle and indirect manner (like the abortion laws and the contraception state laws). Which is evil. The church is evil. All religions are evil. And God is evil. Evil and retarded. Now pay your
tithe to the slayer of God!"