My goodness

The opposite of the phrase "my bad". In the same way that "my bad" allows one to apologize without actually being sorry, "my good" allows one to compliment themselves without seeming conceited.Completely invented (by me) slang.



My good
the opposite of "my bad." It can be said to compliment yourself after you've made a smart move or it can be said after someone has thanked you.
Example:
Friend: Staying home and watching football instead of going to the mall was a good move.

You: Yeah, my good.

Friend: Thanks for refilling my water bottle for me

You: My good


Oh my goodness
When you wanna say “Oh my god” but your mom is next to you and you know she will say “don’t use gods name in vain” Being the appropriate respectful child you are you say oh my goodness and you mom gives you that fake smile really meaning I dare you to say oh my god.
Example:
Sees someone falloh my goodness are you ok?”


Oh My Goodness
Since men have terms such as spiderman, bloody snowball, and superman, we women decided that we need a sexual move of our own. An "Oh My Goodness" is while having sex in the missionary position, right before the male orgasms, the female punches the man in the face and yells "OH MY GOODNESS" one must make sure that the "OH MY GOODNESS" is yelled in a high pitch scream. Hey if they can cum on our back and then punch us in the head, why the heck cant we punch them in the face before they cum?
Example:
I decided to hook up with my ex boyfriend and to use this move. My ex boyfriend always makes a crazy face before he cums. I knew this so I wanted us to have sex in the missionary position. Right as he was making the face, I punched him in the nose and yelled "OH MY GOODNESS!"


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