lil wayne
lil wayne - 1. whoopie goldberg's twin sister, separated at birth. 2. closet gay rapper who is secret ass lovers with "his daddy," bald big gay birdman. 3. wackest "lyricist" with the nerve to say he is the best. 4. hot garbage with a repetitive wack as hell type flow. 5. lame rap "artist" mostly listened to by 14 year old chickenheads, wanna be thugs, emos, closet gay highschool football players, and anyone who is of inferior intelligence. 6. the biggest tool in the music industry. 7. homoerotic rapper who was recently arrested during a big gay orgy on a tour bus where him and his 12 gay lovers were busted with large amounts of cocaine and extacy. 8. queerbait rap "artist" with tear drop tattoos under his eyes to represent how many ass rapings he recieved before he realized he enjoyed the cock. 9. a pathetic excuse for a rapper who doesn't even write his own lyrics because he is about as talented as a shit-flavored lolly pop. 10. wannabe hardass who dresses femme and possesses the worst case of bitch voice syndrome known to man.
Example:
its weezy f baby decked out in drag
representin' new orleans, baby's lil fag
cum in my dreds, my asshole is sore
my nigga birdman horny so i'm a give him some more
check out my suck game, i can deepthroat a horse cock
when birdman's skeetin' i catch every drop
some say i look like whoopie, everyone knows i'm a pussy
tryin' to be hard but i'm soft like fresh cookies!
(things that lil wayne should rap about if he wants to "keep it real,")
its weezy f baby decked out in drag
representin' new orleans, baby's lil fag
cum in my dreds, my asshole is sore
my nigga birdman horny so i'm a give him some more
check out my suck game, i can deepthroat a horse cock
when birdman's skeetin' i catch every drop
some say i look like whoopie, everyone knows i'm a pussy
tryin' to be hard but i'm soft like fresh cookies!
(things that lil wayne should rap about if he wants to "keep it real,")
lil wayne
lil wayne
A monkey man that relates a dick with a lollipop because he is so poetic and artistic. Usually will be with his bitches and hoes or in jail. One of the main reasons why hip-hop is dead.
Example:
Lil wayne-"I am an artist and this is my art"
-actual quote
Artist-Lupe Fiasco
Stupid Poser- Lil waye
Lil wayne-"I am an artist and this is my art"
-actual quote
Artist-Lupe Fiasco
Stupid Poser- Lil waye
lil wayne
pretty much the worst rapper ever along with soulja boy, even though about 80% of kids my age think hes the shit but they are all wrong. his lyrics are simple and make no sense.
Example:
me- who are all your favorite rappers?
my friends- weezy, he is the best ever.
me- you do know that lil wayne is awful and you just think hes good because he sells alot?
them- your wack, his stuff is sick.
me- no, im pretty its not, he is terrible but you guys dont understand that...
me- who are all your favorite rappers?
my friends- weezy, he is the best ever.
me- you do know that lil wayne is awful and you just think hes good because he sells alot?
them- your wack, his stuff is sick.
me- no, im pretty its not, he is terrible but you guys dont understand that...
lil wayne
Example:
lil wayne: i like dick
like fat kids like cake
apathy:Intentions of tense intent in ten tents
Where kings rest in beds with queens' breasts exposed for sex
To the crease or release tension, tends to tense men
lil wayne: i like dick
like fat kids like cake
apathy:Intentions of tense intent in ten tents
Where kings rest in beds with queens' breasts exposed for sex
To the crease or release tension, tends to tense men
lil wayne
a retarded asshole who accidentally shot himself in the chest when he was 12 (what a dumbass). claims that he is the greatest rapper alive and got everyone to believe him, but in reality hes killing hip hop and he doesnt even know it. other than drop the world, all he talks about is sex and women and money. he brags in every song and they all contain a line that goes something like, "I________ like ________." that isnt original. all of his fans consist of elementary/middle school kids who only listen to tabloids and whatever the news tells them. the retard raps with autotune, which is stupid, and he thinks that he can combine rap and rock, which can only sound pleasing to the ear if combined correctly. lil wayne cant do that. also, in order to be a rapper, you have to take your music seriously. u can also occasionally rap about sex and money and partying, but you still have to take your music seriously. lil wayne does not do that.
Example:
lil wayne sucks ass heres an example of his overused punchline: "Shawty says 'I lick her like a lollipop.'"
lil wayne sucks ass heres an example of his overused punchline: "Shawty says 'I lick her like a lollipop.'"
lil wayne
best rapper alive? best crapper alive, more like.
that was a terrible rhyme, but for comparison, it was better than any of lil wayne's.
he used the legendary 'baby picture' cover, only used before by rap legends nas (illmatic) and the notorious big (ready to die). this is a display of unbelievable arrogance.
plus, he has lost the original message of hip hop. grandmaster flash, run DMC, these guys were talking about life in the ghetto, the oppression of blacks today. lil wayne is spewing raps about money and cars and now every 8 year old is more concerned about getting a ferrari and some 'hot hoes' than learning the history of their race.
that was a terrible rhyme, but for comparison, it was better than any of lil wayne's.
he used the legendary 'baby picture' cover, only used before by rap legends nas (illmatic) and the notorious big (ready to die). this is a display of unbelievable arrogance.
plus, he has lost the original message of hip hop. grandmaster flash, run DMC, these guys were talking about life in the ghetto, the oppression of blacks today. lil wayne is spewing raps about money and cars and now every 8 year old is more concerned about getting a ferrari and some 'hot hoes' than learning the history of their race.
Example:
who's this new kid on tha block- lil wayne?
man, give up- in 10 years, no one will remember your reign
in 10 years, everyone will be laughing at your name
you suck so bad at rap, please abstain
bringing legends like pac and biggie shame
you think you're the best alive?
how many good entries abuot you on urban dictionary- not even five!
that alone is better than the whole tha carter iii, and i wrote that in about 5 minutes.
who's this new kid on tha block- lil wayne?
man, give up- in 10 years, no one will remember your reign
in 10 years, everyone will be laughing at your name
you suck so bad at rap, please abstain
bringing legends like pac and biggie shame
you think you're the best alive?
how many good entries abuot you on urban dictionary- not even five!
that alone is better than the whole tha carter iii, and i wrote that in about 5 minutes.
lil wayne
The reason why music is getting worse and worse. Consistently using the same lyrics and trying to act gangster. Biggest piece of shit i've ever seen.
Example:
People like Lil wayne need to be shitted on, burned and get their ear licked by a child with autism.
People like Lil wayne need to be shitted on, burned and get their ear licked by a child with autism.