to do list
Example:
" Last night, I checked a red head off the to do list. Now, all I need to do is score with an Asian..."
" Last night, I checked a red head off the to do list. Now, all I need to do is score with an Asian..."
Not To-Do List
A list of all the activities you are intentionally going to stop doing, because you are taken for granted by your boss, colleagues, spouse, friends, lover, assorted relatives, and even your pet, who constantly abuse of your kindness, commitment, and productivity, forcing you to carry their work and fulfill their responsibilities.
Example:
End of line!!! I won´t take the abuse from all the slackers and suckers around me anymore. From today on I am going to stop doing what is on my "Not To-Do List".
End of line!!! I won´t take the abuse from all the slackers and suckers around me anymore. From today on I am going to stop doing what is on my "Not To-Do List".
honey do list
Example:
Nah, Dude. I can't. I got a honey do list long enough to keep me home for the whole summer and into deer hunting season.
Nah, Dude. I can't. I got a honey do list long enough to keep me home for the whole summer and into deer hunting season.
honey do list
Didn't Do List
When you get the great idea to start making ToDo lists at work, of which's items only a fraction get done. As the list grows after a few days, weeks, whatever, you begin to realize you've made a huge list of things you intended to do but never got done.
Example:
Every morning at work, I add more things I should do to my didn't do list, then go on an hour and a half coffee break to flirt with the girl downstairs and otherwise waste company time.
Every morning at work, I add more things I should do to my didn't do list, then go on an hour and a half coffee break to flirt with the girl downstairs and otherwise waste company time.
honey do list
A freaking waste of time. Some broad got the brilliant idea once to get her husband to ruin his whole weekend by giving him a list of tasks to complete on his days off, or else he wouldn't get sex. Now, it is the bane of the existence of real men from coast to coast.
Example:
No, dude, I can't go out and hang with you and the fellas all day on the boat fishing, drinking and enjoying my Saturday. I have a honey do list that's a mile long. Yeah, I know it sucks.
No, dude, I can't go out and hang with you and the fellas all day on the boat fishing, drinking and enjoying my Saturday. I have a honey do list that's a mile long. Yeah, I know it sucks.
Sonny Do List
A list of household chores or home improvement tasks from a mother to her son. Similar to a honey do lists.
Example:
My dad picked up his honey do list from the kitchen table and got to work. I picked up my sonny do list from the kitchen table and got to work, too.
My dad picked up his honey do list from the kitchen table and got to work. I picked up my sonny do list from the kitchen table and got to work, too.
Fap To Do List
A concise list of porn topics/genres etc. that you make to jerk off to later, perhaps to challenge yourself or to make yourself feel productive.
The list can be created using fap roulette cards found online, or just with topics that the creator prefers or wants to fap to.
The list can be created using fap roulette cards found online, or just with topics that the creator prefers or wants to fap to.
Example:
Fap To Do List:
1. JAV
2. Jennifer Lawrence
3. MILFs
4. Your crushes FaceBook bikini pics
5. The prophet Muhammed
Fap To Do List:
1. JAV
2. Jennifer Lawrence
3. MILFs
4. Your crushes FaceBook bikini pics
5. The prophet Muhammed
To Do-me List
While surfing internet porn you view a new position or technique that appeals to you, so you write it on your partner's To Do-me List.
Example:
Travis wrote "piledriver" on Kathleen's To Do-me List after seeing it performed on his favorite porn site.
Travis wrote "piledriver" on Kathleen's To Do-me List after seeing it performed on his favorite porn site.