The Telephone
When you put a thumb in her butt and a pinky in her vagina using one hand, keeping the middle 3 fingers in a fist.
telephonitis
A common disorder precipitated by the overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to reach out by phone to every last person in their telephone contact list.
Example:
In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!
In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!
telephone
Example:
Guy 1: Dude, the funniest thing happened when I was talking on the telephone yesterday.
Guy 2: Telephone? Isn't that that antiquated thing my grandma uses?
Guy 1: Dude, the funniest thing happened when I was talking on the telephone yesterday.
Guy 2: Telephone? Isn't that that antiquated thing my grandma uses?
Telephone
What people used in the 1300's and before. The telephone was often used by dinosaurs as a fetch toy. Telephones are like cell phones, only 100 times worse because they are the primitive version. The first person to make a telephone was God's great grandfather.
telephoned
when a word or phrase becomes completely garbled and misinterpreted due to misinformation of said original word or phrase
Example:
"Non-factual statements such as paraphrases or reported speech can become telephoned due to misinformed spread of knowledge"
"Non-factual statements such as paraphrases or reported speech can become telephoned due to misinformed spread of knowledge"
telephone
a game children play when you describe an item and each child in a line add to the description of that item to see how outrageous it gets by the end, also what nosey adults do with information to make someone look bad by adding untruthful information (exaggerating)
Example:
It's like a game of telephone when you try to get to the truth about what was said about Bob at work.
It's like a game of telephone when you try to get to the truth about what was said about Bob at work.
telephonical
telephones
A plural code name for African Americans. Used in place of the word nigers. Telephones are often very loud, and always seem to be "ringing" or to be overly enthusiastic. This term is most often used so when saying it, African Americans will not know what you are talking about.
Example:
Nick: "Yo check out those niggers over there making all that noise."
Joanna: " You meen check out thoses telephones ringing over there."
Sean: " I love telephones!"
Nick: "Yo check out those niggers over there making all that noise."
Joanna: " You meen check out thoses telephones ringing over there."
Sean: " I love telephones!"
telephone
1) n. An antiquaited communication device with a handset for listening and speaking into, either directly connected by multi-strand wire or with a battery and transmitter to a base receiver, either type also tethered to the wall and connected to an external line out to the ethernet or phone system.
2) n. The defining communication method of the 20th century, connecting people around the planet, and ending isolation anywhere in the world.
2) n. The defining communication method of the 20th century, connecting people around the planet, and ending isolation anywhere in the world.
Example:
Grandma, tell us about how you use to have a phone that was tied to the wall that you couldn't take anywhere.
Grandma, tell us about how you use to have a phone that was tied to the wall that you couldn't take anywhere.