The groundhog

Whenever feces slowly emerges from your anus after trying to hold it in for too long, similar to the head of a groundhog peeking out from its burrow.



groundhog
A guy who seems sweet and kind because he flirts and gives you unwarranted attention, but who is actually a creepy predator/pervert on the prowl for some new (usually young) girl of whom he can take advantage. A groundhog spends the majority of their time being an underground gets labeled as such because of the amount of time they remain underground sleezes. The best defense against groundhogs is to chase them out of their holes and expose them.
Example:
When a senior football player flirts with a freshman cheerleader, he is a groundhog.


groundhog
The point of having to poop so bad that it starts peeking out of your butthole, like a groundhog peeking out if it's hole, and you have to squeeze it back in to hold it until you get the restroom.
Example:
I started groundhog in the store and barely made it to the restroom before pooping my pants.


Groundhogged
When a man/woman stops speaking to you for a long period of time, leading you to believe that you've been ghosted, but texts or calls sporadically enough to keep you interested, before heading back underground for another "six weeks of winter".
Example:
I haven't heard from him in weeks, I think I've been ghosted. Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like I'm just being groundhogged.


The Groundhog
A position for The Penis Showing Game. In this position, take one of your testicles and put it on the outside of your pants. Then, once they see the first one, roll the other one out along side it.
Example:
Alex: Hey guys, check out what I found in the closet.
Everyone Else: (walks into closet)
Alex: (pulls out The Groundhog) THE GROUNDHOG!
Everyone Else(male):Oh my God, they're so big. I'm unimaginably jealous.
Everyone Else(female):Fuck me. Now.


Groundhogging
When a man/woman disappears for an extended period of time, leading you to believe that you've been ghosted, but pops up sporadically enough to keep you interested before he disappears for another "six weeks of winter".
Example:
I definitely think he's ghosting me... Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like he's just groundhogging.


groundhogging
Watching the movie Groundhog Day (1993) starring Bill Murray on repeat on Groundhog Day, thus maximizing the number of times the main character, Phil, lives the same day over and over, and creating one's own Groundhog Day experience. Festivities also include shoving a whole slice of cake into one's mouth and saying the word "doozie" much like the character Ned Ryerson.
Example:
While groundhogging yesterday my friends and I watched the movie more than five times and ate more than two cakes. Groundhog Day is my favorite holiday.


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