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tend

A bit gay, a bit stylish. Kind of inbetween.

Tending

by Helen Storm on Nov 08, 2009 14:25:05

Sugar coating masturbation. A strong inclination, resulting in masturbating, due to a surge of hormones erupting in ones body.

Example:
1. I need to tend.
2. I'm tending at the moment.
3. I have to tend to my needs.
4. I'm going to tend with my baby.

tending

by SplodgeOMatic on Jan 27, 2008 02:13:39

Keeping the hair of the pubic region in check. Also known as tending (to) the crops/garden.

Example:
Tonight? As long as you've been tending, baby.

ball tending

by wolfbait51 on May 11, 2011 12:47:59

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

Example:
I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

tending cattle

by JJames on Sep 18, 2005 12:02:57

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Example:
Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

hole tending

by DCo311 on Nov 13, 2010 12:39:43

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion

Example:
Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.

Goal Tending

by therev. on Jul 26, 2009 02:27:02

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

Example:
That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.

Baby-Tend

by Combo11106 on Apr 21, 2010 08:43:49

To take care of a baby and watch him/her.

Example:
As my mother left, I had to baby-tend my brother.

Well-tended

by LuizLeitao on Apr 12, 2015 07:18:59

Well-tended: a well-kept, tidy, good-looking place such as a garden or house.

Example:
My clients, exhibiting extreme poor judgement, followed your grand mother to this delightful, well-tended home.

tend to the taco

by stressedisdessertbackwards on Apr 06, 2017 11:32:29

1. to go to the bathroom to pee
2. sexual gratification via vagina from either the owner of vagina or other

Example:
1. "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom*
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."

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