Token White Guy

A white guy in a group of minorities. He is there because he is always the one to talk to the police officer if there is a problem. He will also most likely be the sexiest out of the entire group and help his friends of a different race get hot girls (or bitches). All the minorities know this but they will still make fun of the white guy anyway just to raise their own self esteem.



Token White Guy
The clueless white mofo in an Asian country. These guys are usually seen in South Asian weddings as the bride/groom's foreign friends who entertain the rest of the guests by dancing like a monkey to Bollywood music. People usually find their naivety in a ruthless third world country adorable and is laughed at for his accent.
Example:
Ayesha: Man, that token white guy is fucking annoying.

Rajiv: He is trying so hard that its kinda sad.

Ayesha: Why the fuck is he even here?

Rajiv: That white boy needs to go home, he looks scared.


Token White Guy
This is the one white guy that hangs out with minorities in order to easily score pot or other substances. Usually the alpha male of the group he scores the most girls. An example of an interaction between the token white guy and a friend is as follows

Black Friend : OK ill see u tomorrow dawg! (Goes to give dap)
Token: Ok, (gives dap, walks away)
Token: I fucking hate these people! If i wasnt getting so much weed and minority pussy I'd snuff all these assoles!
Example:
Token White Guy Cosby Show


Token White Guy
The rarely seen Caucasian male that seldom given a chance to enter a professional basketball game in an attempt to mislead the public into thinking that white people can compete on the same level as the African American male species.
Example:
We're up by 70 points with 2 minutes left, let's let the token white guy get some action.


Types of Token White Guys
The Token White Guy comes in several varieties.

1. The "Dangerous" Token White Friend: If the black men are what the news media may refer to as a "thug", than the token white guy in this group is often times one of, if not the, most dangerous people in that group. This token white guy is allowed because he has proved himself, and you have no idea what he had to do to earn their respect, but it's probably something crazy. Note: If you ever hear this type of token white friend say the N word, hard r, and none of the black guys seem to be offended, he is 100% "for real". Be cautious

2. The "White" Token White Friend: Similar to how the traditional token black guy in a group of white friends brings stuff from black culture (dancing, talking to girls, better weed), the "white" token white friend is simply that; white. Often used for their vehicle, parent's house to party, or there to talk to the cops. May be called "this nigga" when getting roasted but will never have actual N word privilege.

3: "The Quarterback": This token white friend is generally seen among the black jock populace and is typically referred to as "the quarterback", opposed to the black man's "wide receivers". Often found close due to sport affiliation, these token white friends do not assimilate within black culture, but instead peacefully co-exist while both sides maintain uniqueness. Friendship formed around common interests such as football and partying together. The love is there, but the line is stated.
Example:
Types of Token White Guys

Type One: Damn, that russian dude Maxiov is tight with those black guys. I heard he's connected to the mob.

Type two: Lol, there goes Maximillian trying to hang out with Jerome and Lamarcus. I hear they just use him cause he has a pool.

Type Three: Wow, Max just threw a hell of a pass to Daquan for that touchdown. Loved how they chest bumped. I bet they'll try and bang the cheerleaders together after the game


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