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Ton

The Ton is an absolute scale from 1-10 where 1 is the objective, absolute lowest quality representation of the item or work under critique and 10 is the objective, absolute highest quality representation of the item or work under critique. Therefore, a 5 represents the objective, absolute average quality representation of the item or work under critique. Only alumni, past and present, of the “Tonmeister” course are qualified under legislation to assess an item or work using the Ton unit of measurement.

Ton

by Lissy on Nov 01, 2004 23:45:56

Cockney background (Way of speaking in London), Means One Hundred GBP (pounds)

Example:
"Oi mate, lend us a ton"

Ton

by Random Guy 217 on Sep 13, 2009 04:09:04

An abbreviation for town usually used in text messaging or msn by people who are so lazy that they can't even put in an extra letter.

Example:
Lazy Guy(via text):"Hey do u wana go 2 ton today"

Grammer obsessed friend(via text):"In future please refrain from using such vulgur abbreviations and yes it would please me to visit town with you today."

Ton

by CEO of V4 on Mar 26, 2022 08:12:49

Pronounced “Tone”

Describes an individual who resembles a thumb. Additional use could be someone who blasts hood music.

Example:
Bro did you see that Ton blasting NBA Youngboy drive by?

Ton

by cheeseflambe on May 22, 2011 18:24:52

To get the highest score of 100 in shooting a NSRA 10 spot card.

Example:
She shot a ton in the shooting finals.

Ton

by Tim on Apr 21, 2005 05:33:50

a friend (usually a tonya) that makes you feel good when you feel like shit, cares about others, and is a "superior" friend

Example:
A Tonya with the last name begining with an R

Ton

by Won-Ton on Feb 25, 2005 09:39:08

A person who talk too much.

Example:
You know what's your problem? You talk too much. Don't be a Ton.

ton ton

by moesofe on Feb 12, 2009 14:31:44

when you pass out while your member is still inside of the female

Example:
dude, last night i was so hammered i accidentally ton ton-ed this chick

ton-ton

by Bill Bailey on Dec 19, 2005 08:51:29

Furry, white creature with spiral horns. Home planet of Hoth. A mix between a goat and a kangaroo.

1. A method of transportation in star wars: battlefront. Used in the icy tundras of Hoth to get around quickly. Very weak and prone to bouts of standing completely still trying to figure out how it survives without anything to eat but snow and ice.

2. A sleeping bag used to stay warm and cozy on the cold, wintry nights of Hoth. The problem with using a Ton-ton as a sleeping bag is that this often results in the death of the Ton-ton as vital organs and "stuff" gush out upon entering the gizzard of a Ton-ton. Also, the smell is pretty nasty, but what did you expect, a 4-star hotel?

Example:
1."OMFG!! 1t'5 4 FL337 0F 70N-70N!!"
"hey guys, let's give 'em a chance and ride in with Ton-ton's."

2."d00d! Fr33 M34l + C0zy 5L33P1NG 7h1NgY?1?!?1?! H0w 1 L0z3?"
"Hey! that my freikin Ton-ton! What are you...... o.O oh my god......"

tons of

by zimman on Aug 03, 2005 02:05:54

A large indeterminate quantity of.

Synonymous with :

(truck/shed/shit/shelf)loads of, heaps of, masses of, piles of, mountains of, stacks of, oodles of, etc

Also see: wads of (cash), stashes of(money), barrels of (laughter/fun), bags of (fun/ money/ confidence).

Example:
"I can't come out tonight; I've got tons of work to do".
"There are tons of fun activities to do in Paris".
"Not only is she intelligent; she's got tons of confidence too".

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