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tons of

A large indeterminate quantity of.Synonymous with :(truck/shed/shit/shelf)loads of, heaps of, masses of, piles of, mountains of, stacks of, oodles of, etcAlso see: wads of (cash), stashes of(money), barrels of (laughter/fun), bags of (fun/ money/ confidence).

ton ton

by moesofe on Feb 12, 2009 14:31:44

when you pass out while your member is still inside of the female

Example:
dude, last night i was so hammered i accidentally ton ton-ed this chick

ton-ton

by Bill Bailey on Dec 19, 2005 08:51:29

Furry, white creature with spiral horns. Home planet of Hoth. A mix between a goat and a kangaroo.

1. A method of transportation in star wars: battlefront. Used in the icy tundras of Hoth to get around quickly. Very weak and prone to bouts of standing completely still trying to figure out how it survives without anything to eat but snow and ice.

2. A sleeping bag used to stay warm and cozy on the cold, wintry nights of Hoth. The problem with using a Ton-ton as a sleeping bag is that this often results in the death of the Ton-ton as vital organs and "stuff" gush out upon entering the gizzard of a Ton-ton. Also, the smell is pretty nasty, but what did you expect, a 4-star hotel?

Example:
1."OMFG!! 1t'5 4 FL337 0F 70N-70N!!"
"hey guys, let's give 'em a chance and ride in with Ton-ton's."

2."d00d! Fr33 M34l + C0zy 5L33P1NG 7h1NgY?1?!?1?! H0w 1 L0z3?"
"Hey! that my freikin Ton-ton! What are you...... o.O oh my god......"

Ton-Ton

by Trout Reagan on May 26, 2007 10:38:07

To cut open a living being, usually an animal, and get inside to use their body heat for warmth. (Sometimes used as a angry threat to annoying people during times of extreme cold.)

Example:
Han Solo preformed an emergency ton-ton procedure using a lightsaber in order to keep Luke Skywalker alive on the frozen planet of Hoth.

tons

by Valerie Logsdon on Jan 31, 2006 02:07:07

Describing something in a large amount.

Example:
i love you tons baby.

ton

by KRACKAA on Sep 27, 2005 05:24:10

100 - strangely, not 1000 - GB pounds sterling. Or any other currency for that matter.
from cockney dialect.

Example:
oi geez, lend us a ton?

A-TON*

by k187c on Oct 01, 2021 01:35:48

A-TON* is a half-breed wana be gangster who can't shoot straight 💯 and has no hustle so he has to Rob those that do 💯 just like a hos is a pig that don't fly straight 💯

Example:
Yo dog I think I saw that buster ass A-TON*at the mo mo last nite

Ton

by Actually Jesus on Nov 18, 2022 22:25:44

The Ton is an absolute scale from 1-10 where 1 is the objective, absolute lowest quality representation of the item or work under critique and 10 is the objective, absolute highest quality representation of the item or work under critique. Therefore, a 5 represents the objective, absolute average quality representation of the item or work under critique. Only alumni, past and present, of the “Tonmeister” course are qualified under legislation to assess an item or work using the Ton unit of measurement.

Example:
Russell: What do you think of 1176s?
Alan: Tbh mate they’re kinda mid, 4 tons.

TONS

by Trevor Homehead on Nov 02, 2019 02:15:54

A sarcastic expression used most often in answer to an inquiry or question to signal that you won't even dignify the question with a real answer.

Yeah, right.

Good one!

Example:
Caleb: "Hey, Jack, you good to hang this weekend? Or you gonna be busy working on your flower beds still?
Jack: "TONS, pal."

not a ton

by Mr. Boardwalk on Jul 11, 2010 00:45:30

something that someone might say weights a ton but really doesn't
or to be something that someone says is a weighty subject but really has no merit

Example:
I thought it weighed a lot but it turned out to be not a ton.

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