Tour guide

Hooking up with someone's out of town guest.



jamaican tour-guide
While having sex, you light up a joint and blow the smoke into your partners vagina and later when she "queefs" you inhale the smoke
Example:
Dude I gave my girl a jamaican tour-guide last night and got high as hell!!


r-rated tour guide
A college student who has sex with their college friends hometown friends when they are visiting.
Example:
Girl 1: "OMG, so-and-so's friend is visiting this weekend."
Girl 2: "Oh so you're gonna be an r-rated tour guide??"
Girl 1: Yeah, I heard he's pretty hot, and ill never have to see him again."


Marquette University Tour Guides
An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.
Example:
Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"


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