the typewriter

an acient typing device your parents used after walking home from school through ten-foot snow drifts uphill both ways



typewriter
The act of pinning someone down and jamming your fingers into their collar bone, "typing", and then backhanding them to start a new line on the page. The processes is repeated as many times as desired.
Example:
"What happened to him?"
"Oh he just got typewritered."


typewriter
The act of pinning someone down, and using the tips of your fingers to type on their upper chest, tickling them tremendously.
Example:
"Bob, if you don't be quiet, I'm going to have to typewriter you!"


typewritering
when you pin someone down and pretend to type on their chest, you then slap them at the end of every line, like when using a typewriter.
Example:
Dude, you see that NERD let's typewriter his asss

What did you get suspended for?
Typewritering some NERD.
Bummer.


Typewriter
any type of turtle who does favors for other turtles regardless of the other turtles gender or race/
Example:
Two turtles are taking a shower. One turtle drops the soap and asks the other turtle to pick up the soap. The other turtle retorts, "What do I look like, a TYPEWRITER!?!


Typewritering
The action, at night, of lifting up your head and sweeping your pillow over, with your arm, to an area of lower temperature, much like a typewriter.
Example:
-'I couldn't fall asleep last night.'

-'Why?'

-'My pillow was really warm.'

-'Oh, you should try Typewritering.'

*BING*


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