Turkie

Traditionally flocked with feathers, the inherently evil Turkie is an inhabitant of the Turkie Valley. Turkies are predominantly scavengers, and traditionally possess razor-sharp claws, however appearances have been known to vary wildly. Sexually promiscuous by nature, males traditionally determine rank by the size of their gobbler. Turkies are know universally as the only known natural enemy to the Creature.



Turki

by theman888 on Feb 22, 2012 18:27:48

Turki is a name of a man who is extremely attractive individual. He sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. He also makes the best Kabsah in the world. Most turki's are addicted to mama nora shawermah. Turki also can beat any buddy in the world. He is strong and very smart. He also answers his phone very fast.
Example:
"We are in trouble!!!!!!"
"Call Turki!!"
"Turki!! come help us"


Turkied

by Maggied123 on Dec 18, 2009 04:59:33

To tie the sleeves of someones coat/jumper so when they put their arm into it they can't push it right the way down the sleeve and therefore flap like a Turkey!
Example:
Hah hah he has been turkied!


Mud Turkied

by Jeremy Slider on Oct 29, 2007 09:48:27

Supremely owned, embarrassingly schooled
Example:
"I just totally Mud Turkied you at a game of pool." Which translates roughly in to, "I just beat you so bad at pool that your mother started crying and offered me her body so I would stop destroying you so madKorely".


Gurky Turky

by cuteboi443 on Oct 14, 2019 23:15:44

one of the hottest creatures to ever roam the flat earth. likes eating turkies a lot, and can be found near the back of the art room. he is fucking cute as hell and has a budget phone.
Example:
Damnnnnnnnn, you out here looking like a gurk

Gurky Turky looking like a SNACK
That phones nice and new, but it’s something gurk would have


turky slap

by I love meat! on Jul 18, 2006 17:20:51

When a male slaps somebody with his genitles. This can be played in slow motion for extra enjoyment. This is usually don't when a person is sleeping or passed out.
Example:
Hey did you see on Big Brother when John and Ashlee slaped carmilla with their cocks, that was a chronic turky slap, they nearly knocked her out cold?

I am gona turky slap Mr Jesburg today, he is so gay


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