turtles head

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.



turtle-heading
(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap
Example:
Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."


turtle's head
When you are having a life threatening shit. It partially comes out of your anus and gets stuck because it is too big and strong to slide out easily.

The anus cannot cut through it. It will not go back inside. The only way is to power through and hope you do not blow your anus out. If you are lucky this ordeal will be over within minutes.
Example:
It won't come out, it won't go back, it's Turtle's heads! - Turtles' Heads by the Macc Lads.


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