turtle-heading
(verb – present
participle) The act of experiencing
the summit of a crusty turd
protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap
Turtle Heading
by Hemlok on Feb 16, 2009 15:06:19
turtle's head
by Tracey on Aug 30, 2003 01:11:11
Turtle Heading
by RoyalTokes on Jul 08, 2018 09:00:51
Example:
Bro we really need to find a
shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't
get there soon
Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.
turtle head
by terd-dul hed on Oct 27, 2003 09:18:26
A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly
cone shaped and
peeking out as would a common
turtle from its shell.
turtle head
by Mike on Apr 12, 2004 23:43:21
turtle's head
by For Christ Sake! on Dec 05, 2016 07:33:20
When you are
having a life threatening shit. It partially comes out of your anus and gets stuck because it is too big and strong to slide out easily.
The anus cannot
cut through it. It will not go back inside. The only way is to power through and hope you do not blow your anus out. If you are lucky this
ordeal will be over within minutes.
Example:
It won't come out, it won't
go back, it's
Turtle's heads! - Turtles' Heads by the
Macc Lads.
Turtles Head
by Anonymous on May 11, 2003 22:18:04
Term used to describe when you are in
desperate need of
a shit and the crap starts to
nudge your underwear.
turtle head
by Player Player on Mar 19, 2003 21:35:42
Turtle Head
by Jerry Shaffer on Jun 16, 2004 09:16:40