Uffys

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Uffy
Self proclaimed divas, primarily found in and around the NW Florida panhandle as well as parts of Tennessee.

A group of loosely associated women scattered across the United States who claim to be what every man wants as well as what every girl wants to be.

Uffy names all begin various letters and end with uffy. These Uffy names are used in lieu of legal names. Example: Muffy, Buffy, Fluffy, Luffy, Cheluffy, Duffy, etc...
Example:
Muffy and Buffy like to drink wine. If you bring them some, they'll say "Tanks, u gay".


uffy hand shake
a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.
Example:
"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy.

"yes, and he had a prince albert too!"

duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker.

"hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."


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