scotch egg Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

scotch egg

A food item consisting of scrambled eggs and sausage combined and formed into a ball. Then, the ball is deep-fried and served. In many places, including fairs and carnivals, it is served on a stick, or wrapped in a napkin. While it was originally an English food, it is enjoyed all over the world.

scotch eggs

by Brother numpsy on Nov 15, 2005 02:17:03

1. A savoury snack comprising a hard boiled egg encased in sausage meat, with a golden breadcrumb coating.

2. A ginger lad's knackers, bollocks, testes etc

Example:
Rusty haired Jonny lad was up to his scotch eggs in little Doris. The cheeky monkey!

Scotch Egg

by Yak Daddy on Feb 06, 2012 07:51:45

The act of wrapping the scrotum (requires impossibly large scrotum), around the head of a sexual partner.

Example:
"I scotch egged her"

Scotch Egg

by Big Stewart on Jan 07, 2019 20:18:25

A Person or Object pertaining to be Scottish or to support Scotland while actually being a 'Useful Idiot' for any organisation that is seen to be overtly unionist or otherwise reprehensible, or in general a bigotted racist twat. (The Scotch Egg is not and never will be Scottish)

Example:
"See that Duke of Argyll, He's a fucking Scotch Egg and no mistake!" "That boy with the Rangers Tartan Kilt is a pure Scotch Egg" " See that twat with the tricolor shorts and his entire family dressed in celtic tops he's a fucking Scotch egg "

Scotch egg

by Your friendly neighbourhood ginger scot on Nov 24, 2007 08:14:32

The act of putting (preferably a ginger mans) ball in your anus.

Example:
Your may need some lube for Scotch egging.. depending on the size of you balls

Scotch egg

by Sarah on Mar 08, 2004 22:35:45

something sleazy and very dirty!!!

Example:
Can I lick your scotch egg?

Scotch Egg Dick

by Tacotrex on Feb 22, 2012 13:12:47

A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.

Example:
Andy was even more disappointing than usual in bed, he had Scotch Egg Dick!

Homemade Scotch Egg

by DJhero on Jan 26, 2011 06:56:35

A sexual activity. Either;

1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.

2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.

Example:
Homemade Scotch Egg? That sounds like some kind of euphemism....

Scotch egg rage

by hackhacktowtow on May 06, 2011 00:34:17

a chemical reaction in your brain when you consume a scotch egg, similar to a steroid rage, but much much more devastating. Do not get in the way of people on scotch eggs.

Example:
christ, get out the way of that mad cunt, hes just ate 3 scotch eggs, he'll go into a scotch egg rage.

Scotch egg breakfast

by Single handed sailor on Apr 20, 2010 04:23:13

Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.

Example:
I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.

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